kennywtelejazz

Kenny

12 hours ago, craigb said:

Yes. 😁

I knew it

Kenny

10 hours ago, Pragi said:

A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?"

He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!"
"Wow that's amazing!" - says the wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!"
"Well, I don't know how she was yesterday" - he replied - "But today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst"

Kenny

                  After reading that notice I sure don''t want to come off all paranoid or anything but  ,

     Other than that ! Hey Craig ! who do you think Bitflipper is really talking about by posting that notice ? 

     You or me  ? 

     Kenny

My DAW has a hidden primary function 😉  

It is simply the best musical polygraph test money can buy .

I don't how many times I caught my guitar playing in an Absolute Lie 😜

Kenny

1 hour ago, craigb said:

Kenny

3 hours ago, paulo said:

How long would a perfectly innocent man have to wait before getting rid of all her crap without it looking suspicious?

Asking for a friend.

😅

Tell your "friend" it is safe to get rid of all her stuff only after he cashes in his wife's  half a million dollar life insurance policy  and has the 25 year old baby sitter move in with him permanently .

Kenny

I know we are all here for various reasons 😉

Like it or not , some of the jokesters around here can play their instruments on or near the level of pure spontaneous creative virtuosity  .

Can You ?

Kenny

On 11/6/2023 at 3:17 PM, kennywtelejazz said:

               Have you been watching the divorce channel for the deaf again ?

   Kenny

 

12 hours ago, paulo said:

No. I'm not divorced or deaf.

Yet.

My wife did leave me recently because according to her I am "arrogant" and "take her for granted".

 

She'll be back.

I'm glad to hear you are not divorced yet and your wife will be back ....

 I like true crime shows , Dateline , Snapped , Murderous Affairs , Corrupt Crimes and Buried in The Back Yard .

I'm not a murderer or a serial killer and I have learned a few things by watching these shows .

One , Whether the police can produce a body or not they will always catch the criminal via the cell phone tower location pings  when dealing with a shaky alibi .

Two  , They always know who done it when the killer goes on and try's to cash in the 1/4 Million Dollar life insurance policy the deceased took out only 2 months ago  as per the killers recommendation   😉

Kenny

4 hours ago, paulo said:

Why is it that the people doing the sign language on TV are always plug ugly ?

 

               Have you been watching the divorce channel for the deaf again ?

Kenny

Gregory!  & Sheens !   I liked both your reactions 😀.....You both will be Co Hosting  and Judging

Enjoy the jiggles

Kenny

7 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

I can't believe I watched the whole thing . My first real amp was a Blackface 66 Bandmaster I bought for $165.00 when I was in High School  .

I should have stepped away when I saw The Bandmaster wasn't working ,

As for most of the rest of the stuff in the  vid!  What a pile of JUNK 😅

Kenny

5 hours ago, Bapu said:

I agree, it was what I imagine it would be like to watch an episode of Hoarders.

I can't even get through more than  10 minute's of that show 🤣 The show Clean House! now that's another story

Kenny

I can't believe I watched the whole thing . My first real amp was a Blackface 66 Bandmaster I bought for $165.00 when I was in High School  .

I should have stepped away when I saw The Bandmaster wasn't working ,

As for most of the rest of the stuff in the  vid!  What a pile of JUNK 😅

Kenny

22 hours ago, paulo said:

Them asses.

Coincidence?

22 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

Finally, a group I can truly belong to.

 

              Something came up and I can't Judge tonight's love them asses twerking  competition ! Can you fill in for me ?

Kenny

20 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

Peyronie's?

                                        🤔

                I heard of that ! The ole bent wiener that looks just like a boomerang .

                      It can be a Dangerous tool in bed & It needs to administered with great care !

                  Give that to your old lady from the left and it may come back at you from the right .

Kenny                                              

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                                                                                  The new drum seems to be working out

Kenny

3 hours ago, paulo said:

So you're saying he's not a man ?

         ?

Kenny

23 hours ago, craigb said:

So, are you trying to imply that the list isn't 100% accurate Kenny? 🤔

 

😜

Is the list is 100% accurate?  🤔

Lets just say "this list is about as accurate" as a butcher I used to go to that placed his heavy sausage finger on the scale hidden from view as he went to measure the weight of my meat 😜

Kenny

I  had a long time friend of mine who doesn't do music forums call me just to express his dissatisfaction with many of the guitar players that made the list . I'm in agreement with him.

According to my stats approximately 50 of the the guitar players that did make the list simply can't play the guitar any  good . A wingless flying turd attempting to achieve flight in a wind tunnel under full power has better moves and sounds better too me .

Not only was my friend concerned about all the really great guitar players that didn't make the list .

So Was I .

How on Earth can some of the great guitar players that didn't make the list still be able to afford and maintain their Mansions in the hills while keeping the hired help on? How will they be able to afford all the mechanics it takes to keep their exotic cars running in tip top  shape ? 

Some of these iconic relics of the guitar playing community that didn't make the list may have to cut corners and do some shopping at the dollar store every once in a while just to be able to afford guitar strings and tubes !

Apparently this list has taken on a life of it's own ! If I didn't know any better I would say the R S Top 250 list  has become as deceptive as a turd made out of C4 dressed in a Halloween  costume pretending to be a snickers bar floating in the kiddie's section of a local public school pool with only 29 seconds left on the timer .

Another legitimate concern of mine is I hope all the decent law abiding guitar players don't sell themselves short and sell off all their guitars , amps and pedals only to use the funds to take up arms and start rioting all over the streets of our wonderful cities all across the globe  . 

One never knows how these things may play out considering  the way things have gotten these days in our not so polite society . Take a good hard look at history and you may see all our legitimate communication skills  have atrophied over the passage of time. With A I on the near horizon , we may have left the door wide open for mankind's new coming age of idiocracy   ....

Don't think this could happen ? It could happen!!! .

All it would take to ignite the tinder box of this issue is one El Kabong  w Super Human powers  fueled and Inspired by unresolved post traumatic stress disorder issues . Combine those extreme mental deficiency's with a person who exhibits unique leadership skills and you are left with a leader who can organize ,  gather up all the dissatisfied troops of discontented guitar players , and start a protest that has the potential to morph into a violent siege taking place at the Rolling Stone Home Office Building.

Oh man times are sure a changing !.... I  sure hope I don't have to endure a beat down administered by The National Guard or even one administered by the local law enforcement agency from my area . The thing is all I'm doing is going to a mom and pop music store just to buy a handful of picks , a couple of packs of new guitar strings and spend some quality time drooling over all the guitar players of mythical stature posters that lovingly adorns each of the walls in my favorite guitar shop ( shrine )

Whew!!!  my sarcastic rant is finally over 😜

Kenny

On 10/30/2023 at 10:19 AM, Bapu said:

tom to add to my Mapex drum kit due to arrive Friday.

Congratulations on your new Mapex drum addition .

In the spirit of keeping up with the Bapu's and the Smiths  I tried the best I could to keep up when I ordered a Mapex of my own .

Unfortunately since I'm a touch dyslexic  I ordered an Ugly Mable instead by accident  ...

                                                  .

I sure hope she will  go away on her own . If not I can always send her to  Craigb 's house wearing a mistletoe wig as his early Christmas present.

Kenny

16 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

Percussion envy now in session.

 Now that he has the full 8 "   He has some new skin in the game !

Kenny

7 hours ago, craigb said:

Well, I hope that Tom doesn't make the lovely lady jealous! 😜

Oh No ! Is there another mule named Tom kicking in my stall ?

I used to giver her four twice daily ! Now she wants the full eight

Kenny

      The Coffee House Hunks are a perfect example of whats right with people when personal differences are put aside and team work is placed first .

Kenny

At any given point in time people can learn how delusional they actually are and come up with a good back story and cover up .

Kenny