kennywtelejazz

2 hours ago, craigb said:

Better get a shovel Kenny!  Looks like your interface left some artifacts on the track! 😁

The horse heard the deal I was offering . He didn't like it one bit so as fast as he could he did an exit stage right . He would have kept going but he had to lock up his horseshoes  to make a fast emergency stop  when he ran out road at the arena . 

As far as artifacts go the pony had gotten used to the sound of snap crackle and pop when eating his morning hay 🐎

Kenny

On 12/26/2023 at 7:18 PM, Sheens said:

 

That's a mighty fine looking horse you got there Pardner ! I will trade you my Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 disks  and a sound blaster card for that pony !

Kenny

9 hours ago, Sheens said:

 

You know how they trained that horse ? They put a big screen TV in his stable and made him watch the ending to Thelma and Louise a few dozen times ,

He got with the program fast after seeing that !

Kenny

Oopsie ! I thought it was a fart but it turned out to be a shart !

And that my friend is how an Oopsie!  became a Poopsie !

Kenny

Oopsie ! Its Christmas and I forgot to bring the Mistletoe !

Kenny

Miss Ukraine wishes you boys are Merry Christmas

On 12/24/2023 at 7:33 AM, Sheens said:

edit: Miss Ukraine 1943

Don't be fooled by her one bit . The rifle is only a prop she used to go shopping for her new bass guitar 😉

After she lost her looks she became a mild manner old broad with out many options to get wined and dined in return for trading nookie favors . Nor did she have the ability to meet her material wants and desires to keep up with some of the more high profile forum elite members here .

When she found out the local pawn shop had an Alembic Bass in the window , she decided to hold the place up and get The Alembic Bass . This was to be her 2023 Christmas gift to herself ..

Don't believe me ?

Here' s her 2023 Christmas card .

Kenny

PS she does keep some rather strange company😁

8 hours ago, Bapu said:

 

I have not seen Oppenheimer yet,

           Barbie heard you hadn't seen Oppenheimer yet so she got Oppenheimer to do a ride along to the movie theater for moral support .

Kenny

On 12/20/2023 at 12:58 AM, Grem said:

Great find. Thanks. Enjoyed the hell out of that. It appeared to me to be a live recording. Warts and all. Excellent job by the band and recording engineer.  

Here is another goodie

 

Hey Grem ! Nice Find 😊

Kenny

On 12/20/2023 at 4:31 AM, craigb said:

Kenny won't like it.  The drummer and Molly are over-dressed.  😂

Well lets be real here ! She is playing a Tele ! and that means a lot too me .

BTW speaking of over dressed . Did you finally return the cactus costume you rented?

I heard you rented it and set yourself up right in front of the drummer just to be able to keep a close watch over her hem line  😂

Kenny

13 hours ago, craigb said:

You were too busy trying to figure out why the drummer left her underwear at home.  Got it!  😉

She left them in the glove box of my car after I drove her to her band practice early and we had some time left over to kill .

Her leaving them at home is the best alibi she could come up with to tell her band leader .

That's my story and I'm sticking too it ,

Kenny

PS Yeah ! I Wish !

6 hours ago, craigb said:

Pictured Bapu in that bass attire did ya? 😜

Was there was a Bass player in the video ?   Sorry I missed it . 😎

Kenny

After watching her and the drummer !  Wow ! I certainly like the dress code 😊

Kenny

2 hours ago, Sheens said:

 

Wow Sheens !  Super nice find ....thank you thank you thank you   🤩

Kenny

11 hours ago, Bapu said:

Alice ! did you see this ?   Bapu went out and got himself the bus I've always wanted for Christmas !

Kenny

Thread title inspired by Notes ...

Kenny

8 hours ago, bitflipper said:

Psst. There's another key right next to it called - get this - "B" minor. Yup, it's real and it's a whole 'nother world.

There are even rumors of some foolish explorers venturing out into a dark creepy dungeon known only as (shudder) A flat minor. Oxygen not included.

 Huh ?  "  Foolish explorers and a dark creepy dungeon "    🤣

Kenny

On 12/6/2023 at 4:13 PM, bitflipper said:

 Need help breaking out of Am?

 

On 12/7/2023 at 2:55 PM, kennywtelejazz said:

Practice Am in all 12 keys and you will be good to go 😉

On 12/7/2023 at 10:52 PM, craigb said:

Do you need 12 locks too? 🤔

Nope !

Every time you practice something you knew from Am in one of the other12 Keys you have effectively unlocked your mind and freed up your playing  😊

Kenny

22 hours ago, bitflipper said:

 Need help breaking out of Am?

 

Practice Am in all 12 keys and you will be good to go 😉

Kenny

                                                   My Precious Darling ! Did you happen to say something ?

Kenny

Plugins are the icing on the Cake .  With out the Cake meaning a good song . All your doing with all your plugins is snacking on the icing without the Cake !

Kenny

PS I know them be fighting words around here 😛

2 hours ago, Bapu said:

I get that way on Black Friday in the Deals forum.

😂

Kenny

I watched the first video . Now I got a big lump in my throat and my eyes are all moist .

Kenny

3 hours ago, OutrageProductions said:

 a bastion

Dad is that you ? It's me Kenny !

Me ?  I'm an imposter so don't  throw me outta here ....

I have had to adjust my diet to heart healthy low sodium foods since my heart is on the borderline of needing stents ..

The closest I have come to becan was a bag of Chicharrones I held in my hands for a few moments at the local dollar store ..

Sheesh  this dietary restriction has reminded me of all the times I stood outside of closed music stores and exotic car dealers after hours  dreaming of the day I can get the car and guitar or my dreams ...Now when I go to the supermarket I'm doing the same thing while having becan flash backs ,

Admittedly  like it or not this has given me a good foundation for continuing my pathetic humble monastic existence ,,,,

Oh well when all is said and done I can still play a mean A Minor

Kenny

Your group certainly looks pretty good there on that nice looking stage ....

Glad you got invited back .

Kenny