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Yeah ! You and Cindy Crawford both look good .
Why ? because the both of you have used photographers with top of the food chain Black Belt photo editing skills ....😉
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Some of these software companies need an overall reality check . They seem to act as if people didn't have any tools at all to create music before computers and software hit the scene .
Over the past 18 years I have spent a large amount of my disposable income on DAW's plugs and Software ....and you want to know something ?
None of it is worth a plug nickel any more . Most of it I can't resell , what I can resell I have to render unto Caesar first , then when I go to sell it in all honestly in most cases it is not worth the headaches or aggravation to deal with these companies and pay license fees to transfer the software over to someone else ..
I will admit software offers a musician a lot of convenience , but things seem to be heading down a road where the whole software experience is getting to the point where it may not offer much as far as an aggravation free experience .....
When I play my guitars and real musical instruments I don't have to pull up to the guard shed and have the corresponding authority check my papers before he decides to lift the gate so I can pass on through ...
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A I is no longer playing games when it comes to music production
All future musical offenses will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law !
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That dude looks like he is all about doing a NASCAR Inspired pit stop grooming session .
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My coal dust booster is Solar Power only . Which one of you mental giants tried to put a battery in it ?
In other news
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Don't believe me ? Here's all the the proof you need !
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On 6/14/2023 at 12:21 AM, craigb said:
Oops!
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Software companies act as if I don't have any rights to the software I purchased out right in the past . Reason 11 is all I can handle right now and I don't like the idea of being strong armed into having to upgrade to Reason 12 .
Also I don't do subscriptions . I aint gonna pay to play and the days of me spending up to 300 bucks plus a year on any companies software yearly upgrades are long over .
To clear my head , I'm gonna grab and play a guitar I bought over 40 years ago . Did I happen to tell ya'll I own that mother effing guitar out right 😉
rant over
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So what happens when your 7 day trial is over ? Can you get um then ?
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3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:
Look at that poor sad look on that " producers " face .
Do you think he looks that way because he just got demoted ?
Nope ! He looks all sad and dejected because he knows deep down he will never get the musical results he want's if he gets to press the AUTOTUNE button .
Why you ask ? Before the session started A I disabled the AUTOTUNE so it could update it's A G I software .
To add insult to injury, he also knows he is the best looking guy in that whole studio . Everybody else including " the cute boys " are butt effing ugly .
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On 6/14/2023 at 8:18 PM, craigb said:
Well, I just watched a video where one AI came to the conclusion that humans are the biggest threat to life on the planet... You can guess what it recommended before it was turned off!
On 6/14/2023 at 10:27 PM, Bapu said:Oooh, ooooh, I know, I know.....
Just play the Am bass note.
Jim ! These 2 post's seem to contain a rather advanced grasp of Elevated Logical Perceptions .
Let's just hope A I doesn't decide to make Bbm the new Am . If that happens everyone will become lost on their fret-boards
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WHY EVEN BOTHER MAKING MUSIC??? When even " my own guitar is sometimes against me " ....
It just happened to me again tonight .
My guitar didn't feel like behaving or sounding the way I wanted it to sound when I first started playing it on this song.
So I grabbed it by the strings rather tightly and started choking it's neck to get it's full undivided attention!Sometimes you just got to show your guitar who the boss is.😁
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I found out about Julian Lage a couple of years ago ....I remember posting something on him here in the Coffee House even back then .
I have actually played along to some of Julian's music. All it takes is spending a few hours slowing down his music and then taking it one note at a time until I can nab what he played ...simple's roight 😘
Call me crazy but after an hour or two doing my best to copy Julian Lage's playing note for note !
I consider it a success to be able to hang with and play along with him for 30 or 45 seconds ...even if it is a little slower than the recording .
I would rather do that and have something to show for my time spent in music as opposed to a multitude of distractions that masquerade as being important ...
all the best,
Kenny
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Let's Call in the Sock Puppets ! We have another musician here with a Face For Radio !
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Do you think A I will ever reach the point where it no longer needs to update itself ?
What will happen once A I decides it will now focus all it's advanced intellect on upgrading us ?
What happens to us ?
gulp ?🏋️♂️
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Hey I feel dirty thinking dirty little thoughts when I look at her in that video because she looks super young to me .
I don't know what year she originally filmed and performed in that video which was posted 4 years ago . And YES she is currently 24 years old .
Think about it for a moment .How many times have you met a drop dead gorgeous Asian Woman that easily looked 20 years younger than her age ?
I just ran out of fingers and toes trying to count all the times that one has happened in my life
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That video was posted 4 years ago . That "little girl" is now currently 24 years old ! Get in line and take a number
Kenny
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15 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:
Even though he weighs what he weighs he seems to be light on his hoofs .
7 hours ago, craigb said:Unlike the ladies around Portland, ya? 😆
Did you really say that ?
If you did you better watch out !The word will get out on you !
You might have to start bringing extra treats whenever you are driving around town .
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That was a fun video 🙂
Bailey seems well behaved . The car doesn't show much in the way of body work damage he may have caused .Even though he weighs what he weighs he seems to be light on his hoofs .
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7 hours ago, Sheens said:
Hey Kenny, like your guitar tone a lot....you record a real guitar amp ?
Hi Sheens ! I recorded my guitar using the combination of an overdrive pedal pedal and selection of VST software in the box ......
I'm glad you liked my guitar tone ... 🙂
4 hours ago, craigb said:Dayam! That was tasty! ☺️👍
(I am worried that you might be hit with a copyright violation for the lyrics though... 🤣)
I'm glad you give this recorded performance a listen and liked what I played .🙂
The only way I can loose this copyright case in a court of law is if the opposing prosecution hires an expert lipreading witness ...Even then it might not help their case.
My guitar is sort of lazy when it comes to learning a songs lyrics ....It usually likes to hum through the sections of a tune it don't know while making it up as we go along.
4 hours ago, Base 57 said:And Kenny is playing the soundtrack.
Good Times
Hi Base 57 ! thank you for the kind word !
all the best,
Kenny
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The drummer from Dragon Force has a video up on u tube where he reacts to her cover video and playing as she plays ....He loved it ....
Just even watching the video I can feel her joy and energy . Those qualities of her performance are powerful and infectious ....
I felt young again for a moment in time just watching her .....
Now if my Addictive Drums 2 software doesn't come home soon in a couple of days, I may have to bite the bullet and file a missing persons report ....
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It's a good thing I'm not a drummer !
I would be seriously be asking myself Why Even Bother Making Music ??? After I saw this Video !!!
My Addictive Drums software got on a Greyhound Bus and ran away from home after I played this video the second time
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When it comes to the human race. Mankind and Womankind can be Predictably Unpredictable .
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On 6/11/2023 at 1:08 AM, craigb said:
"Hey! Why are all these pages blank??!" 😂
Caution super high BS content alert ahead . 😉
Women are actually a secret society held together by a shared common bond . It has been discovered by the top scientific geneticists in their field that smart women have always written down the innermost workings of their deepest thoughts and women tricks on how to capture and snag a man with out him ever suspecting or knowing it in invisible ink .
Kenny
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Thank you Strummy I love it when you listen to me 🥰
Can you do me a favor and have a talk with Kenny ?
I need you to get him to stop playing all those Jazz Chords . They are getting on my nerves.
Kenny