kennywtelejazz

17 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

If you truly want to understand what it is like to play an Alembic ! Buy the bass first then get yourself a pair of these

your boys will thank you

Kenny

Kenny

The thief had to steal the lute because he had no money in his wallet and his Lute was Baroque .

Kenny

                                                                           Dave ! Is that you ?           Where have you been ?

Kenny

If we don't hear you screaming before her blindfold comes off , then it is a safe to assume  you were missed .

Kenny

Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures , you know .

Kenny

2 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

 

I'm guessing it was all the dick pics he sent her ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat 🙄

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That took me ages by the way ☺️

 

,.,.,

Hey Steve ,

It wasn't all the Dick pics that got to my poor old Grammy ...My Granny's got tough crepe paper  skin   . I know I'll never be half the man she is

Speaking of my Granny ,

My poor ole Granny went out to Las Vegas hoping to see a live show .

When she got there she asked a local  resident for directions on where she could buy a six pack . Something must have gotten lost in translation because she never did find the liquor store . She  wound up on the other side of town totally lost . To buy some time  she ducked into a Club to rest her feet and to collect her thoughts  .

While she was sitting there all by her lonesome ,  she wound up seeing a local dance troupe called The Six Bap's ...

She had a real good time , but she left the show stone cold broke once again because my Grandmother is a touchy feel'y  type of gal .

Apparently she dropped her whole bank roll ..     Yes , her whole life savings  tipping the Six Bap's one dollar at a time .

Whew after telling that whopper  I'm gonna get my coat , your coat and my Granny's coat ......LOL

Kenny

PS , Craig thanks for the tip ...I do not have photo shop . I use a thing called Crazy Talk ...all my pics can talk ....if I choose to post vids instead of pics  .

On 6/28/2019 at 5:35 PM, S.L.I.P. said:

Wonder what he did ?

 

                                   WHAT  did he do ?

                                                        Now you got me wondering what he did

Kenny

My grandmother  knows exactly "who he is " . She's at Church praying for a slice of the 3.9 million dollars his Black Stratocaster  fetched at Auction.

Kenny

On 6/28/2019 at 8:45 AM, craigb said:

Have a cigar boy!

                                        Enjoy The New Ride

Kenny

Kenny

I get the feeling that you like to do tunes in the kakku Epic Genre ...

The soft sections were nice , well thought out melodies and those musical sections seemed  somewhat uncluttered mix wise .

When you started hitting the heavy dirt sounds , things got loose in the corners in a few areas ...

A lot of low end in the mix ...too dense not enough crunch & punch .

Needs more air and breathing room  in some of those sections to bring them out . ( IMHO ) .   

Also I heard a few  rather suspicious   timing issues with some of the beats , arrangement and chord changes ...

Overall I did like a lot of your tune .

You asked for tips ...those I mentioned were a few things you can look into if this song is a work in progress that you plan on revising .

all the best,

Kenny

Hi John,

  I had no idea how you were gonna convey  the loss of your  Ginger .

When your songs melody came in it was dripping with deep emotion . I felt it right away  ..

The  Flute was a good choice ..

Overall I  enjoyed many of the elements of your song  . The style of Bass  playing , the tunes harmonic chord changes , the piano and later on the  string section ...

Sorry about your loss , I have been there myself . Getting your feelings out with music is a gift ...

I wonder, when the animals we love cross over to The Rainbow Bridge , can they still hear us pouring out our hearts to them through our music  ?

all the best,

Kenny

Hi Andy ,

I enjoyed listening to your song .

I stopped looking at the video after a few mins and wound up imaging puppy's , kittens and all sorts of young animals ( wild and tame ) learning how to interact and play with each other.  Your tune  had an element of playful discovery going on  as the melodies  and the songs arrangement morphed  through it's variations.

all the best,

Kenny

58 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

 

Ed has an Alembic?

Funny, he never mentioned it 🤪

 

 

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Good One ,

Hey Steve , Did I ever mention to  you that I have a dog named Duke ? 

Kenny

On 6/25/2019 at 8:08 AM, synkrotron said:

I don't have anything specific at the moment Kenny, it was just a thought. If I was to provide you something it would be more along the lines that I did for @James G about 18 months ago.

I'll PM you a link to that, so as not to clutter up your post here.

cheers

andy

Hi Andy ,

I gave your tune a fresh listen w the link you sent ...I remember that song collab between you and James .  Yes , you guys sounded very good ..

If and when you get anything you may want me to play on send me a private link . I will give it a listen . Then we can discuss it and take it from there ...

On 6/25/2019 at 4:58 PM, Amicus717 said:

Really nice! Completely enjoyed that, and the mix was great.

Hi Amicus , 

I'm very happy you enjoyed my guitar playing and the mix ...it means a lot to me

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In other news , I  have been wanting to get back here to listen to songs on this forum . I hope to do that in the next few days .

I'm having problems w 2 of my computers ...ones a  Win 7 PC. The other one is an older  iMac . OSX Lion .

For some unexplained reason a few weeks ago I lost the ability to listen to music and u tube sound off the web  on my desktop ( OSX Lion )

If I had the money , I would put both of these old computers out of their misery 

thank you all for your patience ,

Kenny

On 6/25/2019 at 3:58 AM, daryl1968 said:

I'll take you for a pint mate

On 6/25/2019 at 7:56 AM, synkrotron said:

I'll raise Daryl's offer and make that a Pie and a Pint 

thank you Daryl  thank you sykrotron 

all the best ,

Kenny

                                               So you want to become a Forum Monkey ! and be Famous ?  

                                                       Don't worry it's the same contract they all sign

Kenny

On 6/26/2019 at 5:01 AM, Mesh said:

That was before Bapu joined the Jenny Craig Weight Loss Program......here's the after pic.

 

 

                                                                                                                        Let's not forget The Alembic

Kenny

On 6/23/2019 at 1:37 PM, craigb said:

Still waiting for  My Favorite Bapu! 🤣

                                 My Favorite Bapu !      

Kenny

                                          Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,
                                          Go together like a horse and carriage,
                                          This I tell ya brother, you can't have one without the other.

                                                                     

Kenny

😂🤣😂

I always "Wondered " where that picture came from , beings as I have nicked it and used it a few times ...

Oh well , as per the sound legal  advice of my counsel . I seek mercy from the court 

Kenny

Wow, I feel speechless after seeing that video  and now I got a lump in my throat .

Thank you for posting the video .

Kenny

On 6/19/2019 at 12:53 AM, Bob Oister said:

Hey, Kenny,

Absolutely beautiful, very tasty melodies and dynamite playing as always from you, and I really love that clean, creamy jazz tone!😀

Excellent stuff, Kenny, big thanks for sharing, brother!👍

Have a good one!
Bob

Thank you Bob for the kind word .

On 6/19/2019 at 9:28 PM, gtrpastor said:

Wow! Great guitar work. Tasty stuff. 

I think your tone is perfect for the song.

Sean

Thank you Sean , I'm happy you enjoyed my guitar playing and tone .

On 6/20/2019 at 2:09 AM, synkrotron said:

Nice work Kenny 

 

Do you fancy "noodling" over a longer drone backing track? You would have to play a bit slower though........

Thanks for the listen synkrotron ,

Slower ? 🤣  

To find out, PM me w a private link of the tune

On 6/20/2019 at 9:44 AM, bayoubill said:

Kenny, I suppose email clips would be easiest.  Nothing long or hard to learn or understand. Sonar makes it easy. They aren’t guitar lines which makes them sound unique. 

I just thought of something. I could record them on a backing track and send them as a sonar file so you can use them in sonar with different tempos and keys. I have to use additive drums  and soft synth bass lines though. Not a problem cuz I can play keyboards. I can put a lick on different tracks as dominate , min , maj , etc context so you can hear and experiment with them 

PM sent

On 6/21/2019 at 6:40 AM, daryl1968 said:

bloody lovely Kenny

I like elevators  (we call them lifts in the UK)

Thank You Daryl !

How I wish I could do some traveling someday and make it over to the UK .

all the best,

Kenny

12 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

But they were wrong.

 

I invented the world's first invisibility cloak and made millions.

 

 

 

 

 

If they could see me now.

 

 

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Hey Steve ,          

Superman was hanging out with a  few of his Super Hero friends at the Super Hero Club House where he went on and on about is tale of woe about him not getting any.

After about a half  hour of listening to his kvetch The Flash interrupted the man of steel  and said "hey  my super hero brother you are Superman  ! the man of steel , what woman wouldn't want a little piece of that ?  Listen to me , why don't you fly on over to the nudist beach and when you see something you like  swoop on down and introduce your self " Surely that could work for you "

Superman said"  sure I can do that . do you think it will work " ?

The Flash said "Yeah  man after hearing your story,  what else do you have to loose' ? "You don't want to turn out like Kenny do you "?

With out a further moments hesitation ,  Superman jumped on out the window and flew his way on over to the nudist beach .

While he was doing his fly by  he spotted   a naked lady on lying on her back in the sand waving her arms and moaning ..

Thinking that was his invitation to break the dry spell Superman swooped on down , landed on top of her  , and went all super ballistic biological   jackhammer   on the poor unsuspecting lady .

When  he was done he hopped on off  and flew on into The Sunset  ....

After what seemed like an eternity of shocking silence  the woman screamed out   at the top of her lungs .

"What the heck was that "?   

 " I don't know but my butt hole Shirley Hurts " said The Invisible Man

Kenny