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  1. First I would take the Money and run . Then I would buy an Island with a private beach where I could peel my oranges in the buff . Kenny
  2. A love song about a man and his guitar πŸ™‚ I enjoyed Jeff's performance on a lot of levels . Kenny
  3. When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires Will come to you If your heart is in your dream No request is too extreme When you wish upon a star As dreamers do Fate is kind She brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing Like a bolt out of the blue Fate steps in and sees you through When you wish upon a star Your dreams come true Kenny
  4. OK ! Now We Have A Bull Rider in a Snap On Tool Factory ...... Interestingly enough this video has perfectly illustrated our human evolutionary entry into the full blown Age of Idiocracy . I predict It won't be too long before man kind enters into a subservient evolutionary cycle where we become socially marginal . Just like all humans became in The Planet Of The Apes Idiocracy and The Planet Of The Apes may hold the key to mankind's possible future evolution . Both flicks have even put the Mayans and The Great Nostradamus to shame when it comes to accurate predictions regarding the possible future evolution of humanity . Who Knew that such Iconic Moves could become so Prophetic ? Kenny
  5. " Tony STOP " πŸ˜… It seems Tony's wife told him the very same thing on their first date !..... Now her Truck ....ouch Tony's reputation spread fast and now Guitar Center won't allow him to pull any guitar off the rack to try unless he plans on paying for it first πŸ˜‰ Kenny
  6. Resistance is futile ! The 7 Th and 9 Th chords are always the logical answer ! Play them now! and Save Humanity Today! Kenny
  7. May I submit humanity ended on October 12 Th in the year 1781 . This was the day the first bagpipe competition ever was held at the Masonic Arms, Falkirk, Scotland. I ought to know . I was there as a student of musical time travel and my ears are still ringing Kenny
  8. We here at The Coffee House actually helped them out ! What ! How did we help them out you ask ? In the early stages of AI it became important for the governing powers that be at The AI think tank to perform controlled experiments on unsuspecting human lab rats so naturally they chose us .... After exhaustive high density rounds of intense stimuli experiments that were designed to trigger and test the boundaries of our capacities to circumvent our natural automatic abilities to not react and become overly sensitive to information that was coming to us The AI Think Tank Hit a brick wall . This experiment was important to AI because they had to gather our triggers and adapt and learn how to press them at the opportune time For now I can't spill the beans on how they finally cracked the code with how to control us here at the Coffee House . I can mention it all started here when all the forum moderation filters clamped down and started deleting individuals posts and threads .... That is all I can say for now . I am currently under consideration and review for a Nobel Peace Prize on defeating AI if it chooses to eliminate humanity . Because of that fortunate discovery and turn of events on my part , my ground breaking observations are under close scrutiny by the Nobel Community and I will become free to share my discoveries once they give me the green light Than you for your patience ! Kenny Whew talk about telling a Whopper
  9. Once Bapu threw away the bowl he used for that hair style in the pic He became free ! Now he can mingle in public with out having young girls screaming and throwing their soiled undergarments at him . Kenny
  10. Hey Dave I heard when all else fails you will go three rounds with these clowns and rough em up ! Kenny
  11. There are times when you simply got to bring your A Game because a Dick just won't cut it !Send it off to get an education in Cocksmanship . You partner will love you for it Kenny
  12. I asked for a fish... What's up with that the video ? Sssshheeesh I don't want to waste my time listening to that pseudo hipster ambient noise . Now Class repeat after me ........This is a fish ! Oh my ! I wonder if she has any bananas or coconuts . Now throw me a fish Kenny
  13. You have just won the Laughing Seal of Approval ! Now throw me a fish ! Kenny
  14. French Kiss with out all the makeup ! The pharmacist is Hoping they escalate ! If they do he can sell a box of condominiums . Kenny
  15. Yep! 6 years is the same amount of time as far as my parochial school incarceration went. I took a lot of beatings . All I know is those Nuns were tough , I'll never be half the man some of them Nuns were . My educated guess would be Only the hymn book approved selections would be considered πŸ˜† True story ...by the time the Stones , The Beatles , Chet Atkins and The Doors were making the rounds on The Ed Sullivan show I had already made up my mind what I wanted to do with my life . I remember the day a Nun asked the whole class what they wanted to be when they grew up ...When it got to my turn I jumped up on top of my desk and started doing some Elvis gyrations and proclaimed rather loudly "I want to Rock" . With out missing a beat the Nun hit me with a big shoe and beat my butt with a paddle in front of the whole class ... Many years later when I was an adult I visited that school and noticed it was surrounded with barbed wire everywhere .I figured OK this is the Bronx and the area had become a very dangerous neighborhood . As I stood there trying to make sense of my time there I looked up to the sky and said out loud I guess they wouldn't let you in back then and you still cant get in . In that moment a calmness came over me and I understood where my experience had brought me ...I had a good laugh gazing at the clouds while holding imaginary hands with my creator . Kenny
  16. I listened to what you said but please forgive me for what I'm about to say next . I closed my eyes and this is the face I saw saying all of that πŸ˜… Kenny
  17. Excellent !! Throw in some of them girls from the picture and you got a deal 😍 Kenny
  18. When you get to the white sand beaches can you do me a favor and say hello to my dog Duke! He moved on a few years ago and I still miss him dearly Kenny
  19. This whole the music today is better than the music of my youth debate got settled a long time ago for me... First off, every musician I ever knew never bought a record and listened to the first listen of the record all by his or her lonesome .Typically there would be 8 people jammed into the guys mothers basement or toughing it out in his smoke filled bedroom elbow to elbow hunched over passing the album around so everybody can see the art work as the songs played . I don't care who you were , when you bought a new guitar those same 8 guys would show up at your house and then we would pass that guitar around person to person just like an Indian Chief would pass around the ceremonial peace pipe . Music was an event that was meant to be shared ..... People of my era knew this and they gathered around Musical activities and hung out socially to feel the buzz and effects of the music collectively . When somebody bought a new pedal or learned how to play a Pink Floyd guitar solo we would all get together and teach each other how to play it ... Nobody I knew played music in a vacuum . If you played the chords to Stairway To Heaven wrong two things would happen . The luscious succulent hottie you were trying to impress knew how the song was so posed to go because the other 7 guys from the 8 I mentioned before had already played it for her so she would have to bow out of your advances ...In any case just when you felt the devastation of having just failed one of the other guys would pull you aside and show you how to play the song correctly . Every one I knew would practice together . And I'm not just talking about my high school pals ...I wont drop names right now but I have always had people that wanted to learn tunes and woodshed together ....I'm gonna take that info to the grave with me simply because nobody would believe me if I mentioned some of the people that have asked me to show them what I just did .Name Cats on the covers of mags in some cases . I have met everybody I have wanted to meet except for Santana and Leslie West . I feel very fortunate to have gotten my feet wet in music at a time when 20 bucks would get you in the door ....When I didn't have the 20 I would find out where the equipment truck was and I told them I would unload and help them set up and more often than not they would hand me the guitars and amps and I would walk then into the theater . When Roy Buchanan played Town Hall in the mid 70's I sat right there a little off to the side at his feet on stage ...I will always remember that show ... Now 'm not trying to take you guys down memory lane but I have met and hung with every body musical from all genres of music at a time when the artist was approachable , the concerts were priced reasonably and the music was relevant ... So for me what they call music now simply does not hold the appeal it may as it does for younger people ....I'm just not into watching a scantly dressed singer lip syncing while shaking her booty with 50 back up dancers evading explosions and streams of light ... Everyone I ever wanted to meet in real life and hear them perform is a blessing too me ....maybe some day I'll drop names ..not today all the best Kenny
  20. πŸ˜† Well if he want's to take the up escalator he can't squander it all πŸ˜‰ You got to plan ahead and put away something for the taxes and fees that have accumulated on the ledger from over a lifetime of transgressions ! Simple right ? Kenny
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