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Everything posted by kennywtelejazz
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I wear mine high up when I play standing . Currently I'm doing 99% of my home practice / playing sitting . The last thing I want to do is trip over a 98 pound Pit Bull mix while I'm getting my groove on ... Milo likes to block my path at home with the hopes of getting pet or dare I mention treats ...😉 🤣 Now thats what I call a real nice spot to take a poop at when one finds oneself out in nature roughing it . Kenny
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I had to take a good hard look at where I was heading DAW wise after Gibson dropped SONAR . Panic had set in and I feared I may never ever find a suitable DAW I liked half as much as I had liked SONAR . I started buying up everything I could find too fill the ever approaching emptyness I was now starting to feel in my creative musical heart. I was at my wits end ...Where do I start ? ...... Then I came up with a foolproof plan . If CC Larry , Bapu or Kitekrazy recomended it I went for it. When Kitekrazy disliked it , couldn't stand the deal , or hated it .....I bought 2 .....😆 By chance I came upon a Music Radar Best DAW list ...The Top 20 ...It turns out that I had 14 of the top 20 DAW's in the article ....both PC & Mac... For the record I was OK with the idea that I had become a Jack of all DAW's and a master of none . I had paid for them .I knew I would sort this dillema out eventualy. But deep down in my gut , something was gnawing away at the very core of my insides .... It took me a few months to realize it. I had spent all my money on musical equipment and I had left no money in my budget for the simple pleasures of life .... It was apparent to me that I had to come find peace with my guilt Yet I would still come here and while here I felt like a total fraud and hypocrite ... I had loved coming here and talking about Guitars , Music Production , Becan and scantly clad bikini clad women yet the simple sad truth of the matter was I hadn't had a strip of Becan in over 2 years . My DAW jones had taken away my ability to afford Becan ...While trying to hide my shame I would go out and buy a Dollar Store bag of Pork Rinds and tell my self I was doing the best I can ... Who was I fooling ? myself surley ... Having hit a bottom with a trap door , I put the brakes on all my DAW spending ..... Now I use the former DAW money to buy only the things that enhance and nurture my soul . The smell of fresh cooked Becan can certainly get my creative juices flowing . Can I get and Amen 😇 Oh Yeah ! Life is Good ! I'm back 🤗 Kenny
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BAPU - Thoughts on whether the longest thread title about music and things music related would or could break the internet or worse yet break the Metaverse decides to test that theory and create what just might be the first ever longest thread title yet!!
kennywtelejazz replied to Bapu's topic in The Coffee House
🤔 That thread title would make a real nice pecker tatoo .. If only I had the real estate 😩 Kenny -
Have Yourself A Very Merry Mistletoe Free Christmas Kenny
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Hey Granny with the gun ..She don't want me.... How's about you ? Will you do The Goo Goo Muck with me ? 😉 Kenny
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How delightful and disturbing all at the same time . Sorry Goat , my dance card is currently full Kenny
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Poor Clarice ...She didn't get eaten ..She got licked .... And she loved every minute of it 😛 Kenny
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Oh Wow ! tough break Kid ....If Bubba shows up, what ever you do , don't drop the soap !! 🤣 Kenny
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I happen to like this humble combination of Logic 9 and Snow Leopard . It is as reliable a combination as you have mentioned and I always enjoy myself when ever I take a break from Windows and use my 15 year old Mac . Kenny
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Merry Christmas Everybody !! I'm loving the musical gift you got me . Kenny
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Gee that sounds like a step up from where I was when I read your post . Long story short ...for the past week I have been using only my 2007 Mac Book ... It's locked in on Snow Leopard ...Any way after I read your post I had to shut it down and enlist a windows lap top because I was not able to sign in here while using the out dated Mac Book . .... 😆 Kenny
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^That was good . ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Put me in a real good mood . thanks for sharing it Kenny
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The Big Red story http://www.alvinlee.com/bigredstory.html Kenny
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Even Crap Movies Can Have Nice Music
kennywtelejazz replied to bitflipper's topic in The Coffee House
Wow she certainly has a long list of film score accomplishments .... Yes she sure knows her stuff . So young so cute 🤠Kenny -
I used to love listening to Tom Jones when I was younger . The only thing I could not stand when I was watching Tom Jones on TV was once he started singing my mother would take off her under garments on the down low and throw them at the TV set . Kenny
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Even Crap Movies Can Have Nice Music
kennywtelejazz replied to bitflipper's topic in The Coffee House
That was very nice 😃 When the choir kicked in I was entering a state of rapture .. The musicians must have been playing along with prerecorded music ..... I didn't see the choir ..... Kenny -
😄 Kenny
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A prehistoric cave man was forced into slavery when he was only a little boy . He had no other choice but to live with a tribe of vegans and vegetarians until he reached adulthood and puberty 😉 One fateful evening he had a vision of what his life could possibly be like during a dream he was having .. Thus began his search to experience first hand A taste of The Holy Tail ! and his Freedom 🤤. For a Happy Thanksgiving Call 1.2.3 , Our phone lines are now open and ready to assist you. Kenny
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Paging Tom the turkey ! Please give me a call at 1.2.3. I've got plans for you and I would love to help keep you safe this Thanksgiving . XOXO Frenchie Kenny
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Hey Status Update ! The large group of people chasing me with freshly sharpened cleavers were actually part of the hit reality T V series .. Extreme Animal Makeovers . They thought I would be a good candidate for a makeover ... Since the shows producers were bound by law not to harm any animals during the shows filming , I felt totally safe acting scenes and accepting a leading role in the upcoming new episode called .... Extreme Animal Makeovers . How To Survive Thanksgiving ! Even if Your a Turkey ! I would like to thank the shows producers and my wonderful make up artist Alice .. Alice is a real wiz when it comes to combining water colors and constructing paper mache peacock prosthetics. The procedure is cost effective and totally reversible. Now my only real concern is I don't get wet or caught out side in the rain from now until Black Friday . If I do get wet , most if not all of Alice's beautiful makeup work will melt and disappear ...Then I may get an invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner as my former self ....Let's just say I have my feathers crossed that I will stay totally dry. Having said all of that How do I look now ? Kenny
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Hello " 1.2.3. " I would like to report an emergency !!! There are a bunch of people chasing after me with freshly sharpened cleavers . Kenny
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Something must have stuck in his Quest for higher learning . He even learned how to say Grace before his meals . Kenny