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Everything posted by Notes_Norton
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Strange Brew — Cream
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^^^ Good answer!
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I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but couldn't fund any.
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I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
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And how do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
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Good Golly Miss Molly — Little Richard
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Double Vision — Foreigner
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
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Double Dutch Bus — Frankie Smith
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My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!” I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since. Notes ♫
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F U N E X? S, V F X. F U N E M? S. V F M. O K, M N X (breakfast order)
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I was, but I lost weight.
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Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) — John Fred & His Playboy Band
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I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.
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Mary Jane's Last Dance — Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
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How did I escape Iraq? Iran