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Notes_Norton

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  1. I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but couldn't fund any.
  2. I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
  3. And how do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
  4. Good Golly Miss Molly — Little Richard
  5. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
  6. Double Dutch Bus — Frankie Smith
  7. My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!” I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since. Notes ♫
  8. F U N E X? S, V F X. F U N E M? S. V F M. O K, M N X (breakfast order)
  9. Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) — John Fred & His Playboy Band
  10. I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.
  11. Mary Jane's Last Dance — Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
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