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paulo

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  1. Bodily facts........ It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man’s pen is is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women will be finished reading this by now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
  2. Well...... I guess in the sense that he does have a significant surplus of things that aren't really needed.
  3. It is for me although for whatever reason in CW it doesn't show up in the plug-in manager, so I can't add it to my custom menu, but it does show up in the manufacturer menu in the plug in browser so I can drag it in from there.
  4. Shoulda painted it blue and yellow. Didn't anyone tell you that's how you get stuff done now ?
  5. paulo

    NI Hacker

    Or.....if they didn't have your email address before, then they do now.....😈 😁
  6. paulo

    NI Hacker

    I heard that it was someone who'd just realised that he'd wasted half of his life trying to find a use for an NI voucher.
  7. And if you are 5, this one's for you.......
  8. Guitarists seem to be an emotional bunch................ Any visiting 5yr olds might want to give this one a miss too...
  9. I don't get what the fuss is about. If something doesn't interest you, then don't look at it. It really is that simple.
  10. It never ceases to amaze me that Izotope who do so many things so well are also so astonishingly bad at considering what products their customers already have when they put together their so called "loyalty offers". Currently among mine is Ozone 9 Standard "upgrade" for only $149. I already have O9 Advanced. Or if for some strange reason I don't fancy buying a lesser version of something that I already have I could always go for Neoverb at only twice the price I could buy it elsewhere even if I'd never bought an Izotope product ever. How does whoever is in charge of that still have a job ?
  11. Zo and Abacab are lying to you Fleer..... Send it to me and I promise that I'll take that useless thing straight to the rubbish tip where it belongs........
  12. Every now and then I try to convince myself that maybe what I really need is a Roland Fantom 7 but it hasn't worked so far. Just as well really as it would seem to be easier said than done.
  13. In my case I only got into the band because my girlfriend put my name forward, so that was a possibility that honestly never occurred to me until the first ever gig when I was mobbed afterwards by quite a few young ladies, which I promise you is absolutely true.... Unfortunately, they were all about 14, so it didn't really count.... It never happened again.
  14. paulo

    Izotope R4

    No point really. I'm not buying anything izotope until there is a more compelling reason to upgrade the MPS bundle.
  15. paulo

    Izotope R4

    I've never even tried Neoverb....I was joking based on "Neoverb is powered by Exponential Audio’s famous reverb engines".
  16. https://www.powerdrumkit.com/download76187.php
  17. paulo

    Izotope R4

    In other words...."Neoverb is really just the old Exponential reverbs repackaged, but we're hoping you'll buy them again because......well........ ya know......apple customers, right ?" 😀
  18. I'd be more worried about what your cat would do to it...
  19. I thought that it was his script for when he does a mic test.
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