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14 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

I have to be pretty darn thirsty to drink tap water.

Where do you think bottled water comes from...?

1 hour ago, Noel Borthwick said:

Its pretty simple.

Probably would have been more simple to have not said anything at all until everything was in place. 

6 minutes ago, User 905133 said:

If you want to believe Mr No Name's false accusation against me, I suppose there are some that would say "Everyone is entitled to their opinion" to which we can add "even if they are factually wrong."

I didn't say that I believed it, I said that the evidence you presented to make your case did nothing to prove that it's not true.😁

8 hours ago, Bapu said:

Probably keep going forward if they have not broken basic functionality and offer more features.

BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......

Bapu plans shock move to buy more stuff. 

More to follow........

Because marketing a crap song into the charts has never been done before?

Youth of today......get off my lawn etc.....

13 hours ago, Starship Krupa said:

You can always recognize me by the long-winded pedantic style anyway. 😄

TLDR.

Oh wait......

Sorry, force of habit.😁

42 minutes ago, User 905133 said:

In case anyone is inclined to believe Mr No Name's blatant, malicious, and malevolent lie, you might want to read this thread. 

That doesn't really prove anything. There used to be a guy in the songs forum that argued with himself all the time.😀

9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

If  you happen to win an all expense paid trip on a luxury cruse please keep an eye out for the fine print .

His new GIG is as a musical director / main musical performer .

He's pretty safe then. I find it hard to imagine any circumstance that would make going on a cruise seem like something I would want to do.

14 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

Who want's to choke the guy in the red shirt ?

I was reading a book earlier that introduced me to what is from now on my new name for guys like that.... 

Punchmagnet.😀

4 hours ago, Larry Jones said:

May I ask what Presonus pulled?

????

I never said that.

11 hours ago, Heath Row said:

Well well well, I'll be purchasing Sonar today, shortly in fact, after what PreSonus has just pulled I'm afraid that's it for Studio One for me, so it's either Sonar or REAPER for me, I'll take a shot with Sonar first

Would you like some gravy with your pie?

It is an awful lot of pie.

Might help it go down easier.

😀

2 hours ago, Grem said:

After three hours of messing with this new program, I am almost to the point of just canceling out right now

How many rude words have you made it say ?

1 hour ago, Grem said:

About half way through I had enough of the guy in the red shirt.

Congrats on making it that far. 

Clearly one of those self declared "fun" people who fail to comprehend that whether you are fun or not isn't your decision to make.

Who the ***** thought that asking bandlab to organise the cakewalk users social event was a good idea? 

Slept in my Pink Floyd t-shirt and woke up alone. 

Yesterday I became a plectrum disappearerer......

Still can't find the bloody thing and there really aren't very many places to look.

I think the guitar is trying to tell me something and if so I'd have to say....fair point, well made.

There's clearly something wrong with the hands of all guitarists. I seem to have normal hands, but my fingers simply will not go where the chord book says they should.

45 minutes ago, PhonoBrainer said:

you will be able to download the song, and AI strip the "Dion" vocal out, so you can add your crap amateur vocal back in.

And they shall call it karaoke......

Drunk people who, for reasons unknown to personkind, think they can actually sing will gather in holiday resort bars competing to see who can best murder a famous song and they shall be egged on by even worse singers who are thankfully too drunk to even make the few steps required to reach the microphone, but will still feel compelled to join in the choruses from their seats next to damp and sticky tables. By the following morning all their memories will either have been completely wiped or at least AI altered to make the memory seem like it was a fantastic one of a great night that was enjoyed by all and thus either way round will seek to make the same mistake again.

Unfortunately, this handy mind-wipe phenomenon shall not be applied to the memories of those that experienced it only from their holiday apartment that proved to be not quite far enough away from the bar to not experience it. Those people will automatically reel in horror at hearing the first bars of "I will always love you" for many years to come and they will never be able to listen to Oasis ever again.

So at least there is an upside.

The darkest one is the best, dark grey second, never been a fan of the mercury look and never will be. I don't hate the blue one, but I'd probably tire of it quite quickly. The tungsten classic looks like a much loved tour t shirt that has been washed too often and is now living right on the edge of that fine line between retro chic and polishing rags and as for the really light ones there is but one word.....gopping.

1 hour ago, 57Gregy said:

It's okay to build a bomb shelter but you don't have to live in it until the bombs go off.

Just, whatever you do, when the time comes......... don't forget to take the tin opener.

11 hours ago, antler said:

Could someone explain why I might like Cubase if I have Studio One Pro?

Do you secretly yearn to mentally beat yourself up in frustration that you gave money to some company whose products seem nice, but who never fail to deliver the customer support sucker punch with a sickening blow. Even though you already get a regular beating from NI, while Arturia cheer them oblivious to what the question even was.....

You do?

Welcome to Steinberg Customer Support.....

In my experience the final of the all time most abysmal excuse for customer support football tournament would be a tense affair between Steinberg and NI. A close game as both have strong midfields that would cancel each other out and no real quality in front of goal. It would probably go to extra time and then penalties. The penalty shoot out would not finish as one of the teams would leave the pitch before it's conclusion, thus remarkably forfeiting and also winning the title at the same time.

15 hours ago, craigb said:

But, in that example, the drummer did end up with said girlfriend for a while! 😆

Bitflipper shuffles nervously behind his rig as the bass player winks at him....

On 3/21/2024 at 5:11 PM, kitekrazy said:

These Cakewalk forums are like a woman's knitting circle.   

The Cakewalk Stitch and B itch ?

It's all gone a bit Fleetwood Mac....... how long will it be before the new guitarist insists that his girlfriend has to be in the band too ?

Downloading trial version in hope that owning this might somehow compensate for not having a Quantum MK2......

Doughnut round the hole perspective and all that.