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The middle aged woman stood naked before the mirror dismayed by what she saw....

"I'm all wrinkly and everything is too big or too saggy" she said turning to her husband " please tell me something positive, love...."

"There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

1 hour ago, Grem said:

That leaves a lot to the imagination!!

Not really - just the continuation of current trends.😉

When your drummer hasn't taken his gorilla tranquiliser..

2 hours ago, Bapu said:

The people alive in the year 249997976?

There wont be any. The average human will be probably be too dumb to remember how to breathe long before the year begins with a 3 and those who are still managing to remain alive will have rendered themselves unable to reproduce.

Meanwhile, in other news.....

Who cares?

36 minutes ago, Shane_B. said:

I'm between Belvidere and Washington now

I had to look at a map to see where those places are and now that I have done that I'm thinking that everyone who is from Buttzville probably says that. 

"uh, yeah.....my home town.......it's uhm.......near Belvidere......yeah, sort of between there and Washington"

Good luck with the new chapter.

On 4/1/2024 at 5:23 PM, 57Gregy said:

Why isn't there a 'groan' emoji?

Because Notes hasn't got enough storage space.

It's almost like Steinberg somehow think that there aren't already enough reasons to hate them.

On 5/3/2024 at 6:26 PM, Bapu said:

80F and I'm dying of heat exhaustion. I always turn on the AC at 75F. Heater comes on at 65F

Basically, I'm one of those whiney, impossible to please types....

Fixed.😀

9 hours ago, craigb said:

"But, but... I just asked AI to make me an image that suits my style!"

Iron Maiden's Lawyer: "We thought you might say that so we asked AI to make an image that suits your style......"

29 minutes ago, Dave Maffris said:

any tips for a cakewalk user since 1995 or so?

Beer goggles?

1 hour ago, John Vere said:

We are not locked out of our work.  Far from it. It is too early to know precisely what will happen but we have Sonar. It's not going anywhere. Then we may have a free or very inexpensive basic  version of Sonar someday, we don't know but Noel has eluded to this a few times. So please just be patient and stop expecting the worst. Be positive. 

I have zero interest in the new Sonar. I couldn't even install it if I wanted to without buying a new pc and there's nothing like enough in the new version so far to make that seem like something I would want to do, so for all I care they can take another 5 years to sort out whatever they are doing with that - I doubt that there are many here that have more patience than me in regard to that, but given that said new version isn't even properly available yet the amount of hoop jumping required simply to continue operating the existing version is getting ridiculous. Being asked to renew permission to use it every two weeks or so does not inspire much confidence that "it's not going anywhere".

1 hour ago, TracingArcs said:

It did use to be 6 months but just since March this has happened.

Not a big issue. But just a bit annoying not knowing how soon the next prompt will be.

In my case it's seems like it must be something they have built in to the offline Auth Response File as my DAW pc is very rarely online. Authorising  through the program direct to that PC doesn't work , so I have to export the AR file and take it to another PC to get the Response file, which didn't really bother me until it became a fortnightly thing. That seems very OTT and sort of says....ok, we'll let you use it for a month and then we'll see how we feel about it..... which is really not something I want from a software program that is the gatekeeper to many years of work. Back in the dark days it was said that come what may CW users would never be locked out of their work, that something would be done to make sure that is not the case. There seems to be some walking back of that assurance now. Whilst this now monthly auth thing does technically honour that premise, it's really not very reassuring to have to effectively ask for permission to carry on using it every few weeks and hope that it'll still be ok when I have to ask again in a matter of weeks. 

3 hours ago, craigb said:

Minor bug fix...  Now called "Craigb So Far Right Has Been!" 😜

Fixed.😀

5 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

Craigb 2.0 has been released. Please run Craigb Central to update

Craigb Central has been updated and is now called Craigb Far Right.

4 hours ago, TracingArcs said:

Well here we go again. Opened up Cakewalk again today (29/4/24) and I have to activate again with 11 days to go. As per this thread last time was 11/4/24 with 13 days to go and before that 25/3/24 with 13 days to go. Is this to be the new "normal" until Sonar is fully released?

Hang in there, I hear that a delegation from bandlab is already on the way to the forum to explain everything........

3 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Good moaning - you weren't in Allo Allo were you? You got that dodgy accent down to a tee 😄

 

Dodgy? I do not know what is zis word, Is like a little derg? Do you 'ave a little derg? Does your derg baht?

43 minutes ago, Rain said:

I've been living in this 2 story, 3 bedrooms/3 bathrooms place that I can't afford alone with my cat  for almost 4 years. My cat has her own bedroom

But you get all the bathrooms?

Seems a bit selfish.

Stage left:

Cat yaks up a fur ball and meows.....yeah, tell me about it.......

1 hour ago, Matt Rayner said:

I was wondering why we bother to talk to complete strangers.

For me it's akin to taking a walk through the iffy side of town - by the time I get back home everything about my life that disappointed me before doesn't seem so bad after all.

6 hours ago, craigb said:

That's a gouda one! 😁

It's very easy to overdo a pun topic, so tread Caerphilly.

Zeese nights.....zey are ' ow you say so crayzee

5 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said:

Those Russian dolls are so full of themselves...

15 hours ago, craigb said:

No whey!

That thought had a curd to me.

BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.......

A wedding photographer was killed in a freak accident today when a large block of cheese fell from the bell tower of the church and landed on his head while he was taking a group shot of the bride and groom with their respective families.

Friends among the onlookers confirmed that the wedding party tried to alert him , but sadly he made no attempt to move out of the way.

8 hours ago, bitflipper said:

What is this "Facebook" thing you're referring to? Is it some kind of cult?

As far as I can make out it's a website for people who, despite all the contrary evidence that they post on a daily basis, still somehow believe that their lives and opinions are interesting.