InstrEd

But if I told him I'm Bm would he leave me alone

Guitars or Guitarists in bikinis?

3 hours ago, Bapu said:

Rwanda watch him with me on the Hotel TV?

Sorry Bapu but you're not my type😉

26 minutes ago, Bapu said:

minimum

single or double spaced?

1 hour ago, bayoubill said:

 

 

YUM! I've loved her guitar for a looonngg time  

Only her guitar........................................................

Well Notion is owned by Presonus so I think that is a no go. Nobody needs a full blown notation in the DAW. Just usable notation and Cakewalk has let the staff view suffer for too long.  As full disclosure I have Finale V25 so I'm set on making great printable sheets.  I got Samplitude when Sonar went down and it has a good implementation  of a staff view IMO. 

2 hours ago, Matthew Carr said:

As well as benefiting existing users,  having a decent staff editor has the potential to make CbB great choice in the education sector, being free and all - that would certainly help drive adoption of CbB, and promote BandLab.

 

Totally agree with statement. CbB for the educational market needs to have a better STAFF VIEW/EDITOR!

Now you got me thinking Noel and how to use the lenses when I get my new laptop.

How many notes do you count for a Glissando?   If you do a trill do you stop and count each note to? 
I know I'm a pain in the Dupa 😎

I forgot about Mama Bear. I always would read her posts.

5 hours ago, JohnG said:

Or compare it to a virtuoso who can play a complete piano concerto of, say Rachmaninov, without a score, and give a slightly different interpretation every time.

Now how many notes is that? Quite a few I believe. Never taken the trouble to count, I'll start now!  😉

One, two, ...

...

four hundered and twenty two thousand and seventeen, ...

😉

Hmm are you sure you counted right.  Maybe you should do a recount. There might of been a fleck of dust that you thought was a note🙄

22 minutes ago, 57Gregy said:

I thought it was national Pi day.

I'll have cherry😁
I'll get my coat...........................................

I like the arrangement and the lyrics too.

I think we are being just silly and passing the time.  I wish there were more ladies on the forum to banter with   All in good fun.

9 minutes ago, James G said:

No, I'm not. I'm just bored of the lazy, witless bollocks that passes for 'humour', tediously carried over from the last place. Although I'm actually quite surprised that 'Wong on So Many Levels' hasn't appeared yet. It's only a matter of time.

Please bite your tongue for mentioning that

Thanks msmcleod for taking the time to show how to do this.

17 hours ago, bayoubill said:

I need suggestions. Right now I Am leaning toward Nancy after Nancy Wilson 

Good choice. I approve. Enjoy your new baby.

43 minutes ago, Bapu said:

I had a meal with Julibee. 

And you don't tell us what the meal is. How dare you keep it to yourself. I'm sure Becan was involed
Nice picture by the way

3 hours ago, synkrotron said:

Why?

They could of been holding cardboard boxes.  I know  I'm being a party pooper  here. 

Yes there were a few ladies that I remember. I know Susan is in Reaper land.

1 hour ago, paulo said:

No, not at all. The ladies are most welcome, however there are some rules. Please note these are all numbered "1".  

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this  one: Subtle hints do  not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do  not work! Just say  it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are  for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In  fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.  Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, sexual fantasies , or monster  trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading the rules; Yes, we know, we have  to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

I am not going to show my wife this list!

2 hours ago, synkrotron said:

Not sure what the image above has to do with "chelated."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelation

Well, it is a form of Bonding🙄

Who is going to wake her..............................................

20 minutes ago, craigb said:

You can't help but have fun with this song! 😆

What a waste of musical gear

Backbeat the hippogriff is going to save them 

only Pot? What about the Pans?