RobertWS

It looks like a......Less Paul.

2 hours ago, bitflipper said:

 I can't imagine buying a pair of shoes that I'd have to wear for life.

At my age, that's actually a real possibility!

I'll make sure to set my alarm clock.

14 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I'm an advanced player, I learned there are actually 4 chords: C, Am, F, and G

But the F is really hard to play.

Agreed....it's effing hard!

There's more than 3 chords?

1 hour ago, Starship Krupa said:

Selected just the kick notes (the other notes were already on the grid because I placed them there with Snap engaged), right clicked, got the Quantize dialog. Resolution 1/16, strength 100%, Swing 1%, Window 100%. Left everything on the defaults, so MIDI Event Start Times, Audio Snap Beats, and Only Notes and Lyrics were checked.

Swing Documentation:

Many projects do not have notes positioned on a perfectly even time grid. For example, projects with a swing feel, though they may be written entirely in eighth notes, are often played more like eighth-note triplets, with the first note extended and the second one shortened. The Swing option lets you distort the timing grid so each pair of notes is spaced unevenly, giving the quantized material a swing feel.

A swing value of 50 percent (the default) means that the grid points are spaced evenly.

25 minutes ago, bdickens said:

The rest of your life.

...plus ten years.

On 4/24/2022 at 5:21 PM, craigb said:

Remember:  If you don't want to damage your keyboard, avoid accidentals!  😜

Like sharp objects!

10 hours ago, Mr. Torture said:

It's a nice guitar, but no matter who handled it, it's still just an old strat. I carries no soul from the previous player / owner. 

Humans are funny that way.  Two identical baseballs...except one has some old ink from a dead ball player on it and suddenly it's worth butt loads of money.

3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

The animal just loves moo-sic.

The beast finds it udderly delightful.

And the human is milking that tune for all it's worth.

I thought of a great pun!     I'm just too cowardly to post it.

On 4/14/2022 at 8:35 AM, Shane_B. said:

but I really really really miss Iowa.

Who can blame you?

2 hours ago, InstrEd said:

I'm in a circle and the snow plow literally comes through and  the snow slides off the plow right in front of our driveway.  It couldn't be timed any better 😮

Most snow shoveling heart attacks occur at the end of a driveway.  

Don't be a statistic, send your wife out.

Has anyone heard, "Sometimes It Snows in April" by Prince on the radio?

I wonder if he was angling to get seasonal air time and royalties.

BTW:  Me and Prince are both from Minnesota so we know a little something about snow!

13 hours ago, craigb said:

 In a Prius.

Deduct one man card.

3 hours ago, bitflipper said:

Or, it could go the other way and we'd be kept up at night by the sound of whales singing and distant earthquakes.

"The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows."

-P.G. Wodehouse

On 3/26/2022 at 12:31 PM, 57Gregy said:

Wow. Fifty. Chest pains. Sometimes I wonder how I made it this far.
RIP.

Sheer dumb luck?

That's how I did it!

4 hours ago, InstrEd said:

What type of Mike would you use

A lapel mike seems appropriate.

3 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

How would you play them?

Exquisitely, with great feeling.

I was hoping to see some nice melons.

Will Smith used an open hand on Chris because paper beats rock.

Do you work for the government?

10 hours ago, Bapu said:

Not to be critical but until she twirled in the air I counted about 3 basic moves she did in all that time.

It appeared to me she was doing multiple variations on several themes...just like composers do.

At one point she did two steps to the left, two to the right and then one to the left and then one to the right....and then looked up at the camera and smiled as if to say....did you catch that?

I have no idea what this could possibly mean.