RobertWS

How about a Blanc Light?

Are you thinking of Margaret Thatcher?

It would be a better video with out fan boy!

Ear plugs?

For some reason, radio stations in my area have been playing some of their 'music'. Are you kidding me? It is the most dull, vapid, soulless sound I have ever heard. Am I missing something? Or do they really suck that bad?

It's startling how many lottery winners end up bankrupt...70 percent! If you work to earn it, you hang on to it a lot tighter!

But the A is spot on!

Poolrallel parking.

How about synchronized diving? Incredibly stupid. I agree with the sentiment...."If the event is judged...it's not really a sport".

Good old Peter Norton. I remember directly writing to the display memory...address B800h....because of his books. You can't do that now!

It's that thing....you know, next to that other thing.

Were you guys making puns? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Canvas Over Crazy Kinds

I achieved my yearly goal of breaking 80 playing golf. Now I can relax and coast the rest of the summer....geez it's going by fast!

If you are saving as pure MIDI files and not cakewalk project files...that setting is not retained (along with others).

If you ever get a house rabbit....be warned they chew everything from electric cords to gas lines! Limit their access.

If it ain't broke....don't fix it!

The pipes, the pipes are calling..... And they want their dignity back!

Oh dear. We don't use the 'B' word any more. It's 'follicle challenged'.

Thread Hijack! New Subject: Songs with the Devil's Interval! The Immigrant Song: Led Zeppelin Bali Ha’i: Rodgers and Hammerstein from South Pacific. Maria: Leonard Bernstein from West Side Story.

I liked the mom who grabbed her baby immediately and sheltered it with her body. And if those are her other kids, I hope she slaps the bejesus out of them! Yes, there I said it. Corporal punishment is good.

I've missed a few short putts this year and now tense up when faced with them. So, pretty traumatic and earth shattering. But I'll bravely soldier on. Because that is what real men do.

An American is in a bar in Germany. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any American beer?" The bartender flatly says, "No." The American says, "Well give me the closest thing you have to an American beer". The bartender serves him a glass of tap water.

<insert tasteless joke about 'money shot' here>

OK, we'll speak slowly and use small words. 😀