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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
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Older Chinese proverb. Learn to satisfy yourself. Come in handy!
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Did they really go with the tag-line "Resize Plugins?"
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Just don't spread it around! It's just another crappy wisecrack!
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Maybe it wasn't slow until you contacted them? 🤔
(Sorry, saw your member name and couldn't resist! 😁)
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
That's humerus.
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But can you control it from a laptop?
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Rock lobster?
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Looks like a sweet dish to me! 😜
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I wonder if she'd be willing to try an organ? 🤔😘
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Don't worry, Kanye will make more! 😁
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3 hours ago, Doc H said:
There are some song that should stay in the garage.....
I don't want to know how many times you watched that in the garage Doc! 🤣
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Why can't we all get a thong?
Gee Bob, did you have to go there??! 😮
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3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:
Tchaikovsky said he wept while composing this, and died 9 days later. Cause of death is suspected to be suicide by drinking water infected with cholera. If that's true, it's a huge case of depression.
That's just pathetic Bob!!! 😜
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Wow, and now we get a Rain sighting too? Let's see who else we can get back thanks to Dave! LOL! 😁
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A good way to get bad breath! 😆
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*Sheesh!*
I hope the Georgia / Alabama game is more interesting than the Clemson / Georgia Tech. game has been so far! 52(!) to 7 and the Clemson QB has thrown for 391(!) yards. AND IT'S ONLY HALF-TIME! 😮
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For those who can't see Steve's post...
And... back on track with Rocket Man > Coming Home
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I just found out what GAS means!
in The Coffee House
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"Only" an hour??? 🤔