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Well, on a more positive note, it means Yoko won't be gigging either.

Longest weekend of the year!

(Most of them are 48 hours, ya?)

She's going to be there awhile if that whipped cream keeps growing back...

1 hour ago, paulo said:

Gesticulating hedgehogs are redundant.

Cauliflower boots are making biscuits pay dearly.

Amazingly telephone's remain blue.

Exactly!  See?  Paulo gets it!

Bapu would agree that the A key stands for Awesome, but that guy's into minors, so... 🤔👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

Well, I "was" in a good mood today... 😞

37 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Come on auto censors, the word ***** is written on my driver's license and just about every form I've filled out.

But is it followed with "Whenever possible!" on your driver's license? 😆

8 hours ago, Bapu said:

In order of appearance:

American P-Bass, Rick 4003, Alembic Series I, Gibson EB-4, Hofner Ignite, Squier Jazz Fretless, Custom 5-String, Line 6 Variax Bass

not pictured Kala Uke Bass

Nature show announcer:  "The bass hunter proudly shows off his catches..."

😁

They recently caught one of those Asian Hornets near my neighborhood.  Those things give me nightmares!

A friend of mine works for the Swiss firm Baumer and they're supplying sensors that can detect the exact frequency that their wings beat.  Their sensors are now being used to track down the nests throughout Washington.

I'm waiting for Bill's reply... 😁

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

They only go to parties for the well eeled.

"Not meant for outdoor concerts.  It turns to dust in sunshine!"

😆

Wait, you "only" have ONE of those multi-guitar stands??? 🤔

2 hours ago, Bapu said:

purple?

rain?

I wonder if this would be considered "Premium Water Enhancer?"

55 minutes ago, paulo said:

As far as I can make out they can do whatever they like as long as they say sorry afterwards.

FYI, if you ever get invited to a Catholic wedding make sure that unfortunately you have other commitments that day. I went to one once because I didn't know that it would be any different to a "regular" one, but I lost the will to live long before they were done with the ceremony.

Ah, so that's where the line "'Tis better to ask for forgiveness than permission!" comes from, ya?

All I can say is that the bar is getting set lower and lower...  The Dunning-Kruger effect has been in full effect lately!

Caught in a landslide, no escape from ...

???

You guys are really buttering him up!

1 hour ago, pwalpwal said:

 

Unfortunately, that's all I have now!  Except I had the two album version.  Somewhere I lost one of the discs!  😕