craigb

Heh, it was only last November that I literally threw out my old DAW (as in tossed into the dump!).  It was still running Sonar Producer 4 on XP just fine.

I've had two Schecters, a baritone and a bass.  Both very nice instruments!  One thing I've learned is, for some reason, you end up replacing the input jack.  Go figure!

I really miss that baritone!

3 hours ago, Shane_B. said:

And since I have no interest in pron, questionable web sites, or cracked software...

No wonder you're depressed!  🤣🤣🤣

1 hour ago, Grem said:

Maybe Styx?

Just thought you'd Chuck that one in, eh? 😁

Oh WOW!  A Rain sighting!!!

Good to see you're still alive and kicking!  😉👍

4 hours ago, Zo said:

... sonce i do a lot of mix work .... lately 

You bartend?  😜

That error only happens if you happen to be in France! 😮

You realize, in binary, this is just Windows TWO, ya? 😜

You're going to skip Windows 9? 😁

(Just kidding, but there actually was a Windows 9.  It was used for enclosed devices like kiosks.)

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Superman Lover - Johnny "Guitar" Watson

 

Not a questionable album cover at all!  😆

Husband: "I want you to have this bracelet.  It belonged to my Grandmother."

Wife: "Why does it say, 'Do not resuscitate?'"

1 hour ago, Doc H said:

You said bass gear didn’t you Shane?

6 minutes ago, Doc H said:

For some weird reason I read that as TRS-80. And I was like what? And then reality kicked in. 

Ha!  And here I thought it was just me!

(Of course we always lovingly called them "Trash-80's." 😁 )

It's ok to lower the bar.  Midgets need drinks too, ya?  😜

At least it's still here...

*Wonders if CdB could also be written as CdCd, BCd or BB...* 🤔

8 minutes ago, Bapu said:

I stopped using 32k plugins around about 2016.

I'm still using my other 122,843 though.

Fyxed. 😁

4 hours ago, Amicus717 said:

Oh, it does! Mind you, that's almost part of the charm. I'm actually getting kind of jaded and tired of the excessive, realer-than-real CGI that they currently dump all over today's movies. Sometimes it looks pretty good, sure, but just as often it looks plasticky and fake, and breaks the illusion just as effectively as bad bluescreen work from 1983.

Hehe...  I couldn't help but be reminded of that absolutely horrible Scorpion King CGI scene from the Mummy Returns in my head when I read this!  LMAO! 🤣

Ooo!  A chance to combine the links from that last two entries (and add fruit)!  😁

Couldn't decide, so you get both! 😁

I like your restraint.  I know I couldn't have resisted making the topic title "Score!!!" 😁

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Interviewer:  Can you explain Jazz?

Yogi:  I can't, but I will. 90% of all Jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.

Interviewer:  I don't understand.

Yogi:  Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

Interviewer:  Do you understand it?

Yogi:  No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.

Interviewer:  Are there any great Jazz players alive today?

Yogi:  No. All the great Jazz players alive today are dead. Except for the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that are dead.

Interviewer:  What is syncopation?

Yogi:  That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In Jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be Jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.

Interviewer:  Now I really don't understand.

Yogi:  I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand Jazz that well.