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Posts posted by craigb
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Got the meme for that one Bob! 😆
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Real beer v fake water? 🤔
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(There's a quote from Frank Zappa below, that makes this post musical, ya? 😆)
Politics …
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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. — Jay Leno
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. — Henry Cate, VII
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office — Aesop
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. — Nikita Khrushchev
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow
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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnels. — John Quinton, American actor/writer
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Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. — Author unknown
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Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. — Ronald Reagan
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. — Oscar Ameringer, “the Mark Twain of American socialism”
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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. — Adlai Stevenson, 1952
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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. — Tex Guinan
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson, English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Paris Olympic Games
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We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate. — Kin Hubbard, American cartoonist/humorist
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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. — George Eliot
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Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied. — Otto von Bismarck
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. — Groucho Marx
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Politics is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. —Frank Zappa
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. — Salvor Hardin, in Isaac Asimov, Foundation saga
- If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it. — attrib. to Mark Twain
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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. — Jay Leno
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The Last Train to Broke Central...
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On 4/1/2024 at 11:37 AM, Tim Smith said:
Born in the 60's ya. Does that mean I'm old?
Compared to Keith Richards, nobody's old! 🤣
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Soho - Girl On A Motorbike
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Soho - Hippychick
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I guess that tells you what's important to them, eh?
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Now gather all of those last posts, throw them into AI and see if you can make a song!!! 😂
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42 minutes ago, 57Gregy said:
In senior science in high school, we went on a field trip to the local (Fayetteville) water treatment facility.
Let's just say I have to be pretty darn thirsty to drink tap water.Yeah... Whatever.
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All they needed was a dead duck to complete the scene!
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5 hours ago, Tim Smith said:
On AI- so we have fake guitars, fake bass, fake drums and fake singers. Just need to create a fake buyer?
We already had fake management and fake groupies, ya? 😂
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I totally forgot that I have Reason 11... I've got a 40" 4k TV as a monitor that can rotate to portrait mode which, as I recall, would have been a big deal with Reason before with their virtual rack. No idea if it still is! Someday I'll get around to installing it on my new computer and check it out. 🙂
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Is that bass player using an Alembic??! 🤣
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1 hour ago, pwal³ said:
once the forum server ai kicks in, it will be able to distinguish between **** swearing and proper swearing, a bit like banksy is proper art but drunk teen tagging is **** art, and hopefully spamming also 👍
But, by then, it will probably only be AI bots talking to each other anyway! 😂
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42 minutes ago, 57Gregy said:
"expletive-laden outburst"
One of those got me booted from the Air Force.
The fact that not 1 but 2 first sergeants were present might have been a factor.
You would have probably been promoted if you had been in the Marines... 😁
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Suzanne Vega - Luka
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Well, getting old beats the currently known alternative! 😂
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1 hour ago, Xoo said:
Is it sad I didn't need to google it? 🙂
Nerd! 🤓
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2 hours ago, Wookiee said:
@Matt Rayner due to the spam we have recently been experiencing you unfortunately used a banned word. As I see you managed to post refrazed.
Yes. You're not allowed to say ****, ****, *******, ****, ***, ************, *****, **** or Worcestershire here. 😜
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Good job guys! Nice of you to pull Daryk back into the forum too. 😁
I can imagine the picture of the "band" that goes with this song having Ed wearing a t-shirt that says "More of ME in the mix!" 🤣
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C. The answer is always C.
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Song Association Game :D
in The Coffee House
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Soooo ironic that he died in 2020, right?