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Inspired by my answer to Matt's question! 😁

4 minutes ago, paulo said:

It's very easy to overdo a pun topic, so tread Caerphilly.

Ok, I'll stop being parmesan to this, I know some just Swiss it would stop!

15 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.

It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.

Was he told to just grin and bare it?

Reminds me of Limburger's famous flight...

(We were on a train going through Germany in 1981 when one guy grabbed the smelly stuff someone else had brought onboard and tossed it out the window! 😂 )

You're welcome!

20 minutes ago, Matt Rayner said:

I was away for a few days. Why? Because I was wondering why we bother to talk to complete strangers.

 

Because they can become something else?

I mean, really, doesn't everyone new that you meet start out as a complete stranger?

Of course, that said, I've known some here for 20+ years and they just keep getting stranger! 😂

1 hour ago, paulo said:

That thought had a curd to me.

That's a gouda one! 😁

I see what you did there! 

41 minutes ago, Bapu said:

I see watt ewe deed dare.....

😁

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14 minutes ago, paulo said:

BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.......

 

A wedding photographer was killed in a freak accident today when a large block of cheese fell from the bell tower of the church and landed on his head while he was taking a group shot of the bride and groom with their respective families.

Friends among the onlookers confirmed that the wedding party tried to alert him , but sadly he made no attempt to move out of the way.

 

No whey!

An amazingly tolerant lady she is! 😆

Sad news indeed!

5 minutes ago, Starship Krupa said:

While that could be said to communicate the idea that the makers of Velveeta and I have similar ideas of what is delicious, it could also communicate "this stuff tastes like a55."

BTW, is this for real?

Define "real..." 😂

2 minutes ago, Grem said:

It's making the rounds...

Yes... but, wye? 😁

I'm curious about the connection a couple of those back! 😂

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Wait...  Where have I seen that post before?  Hmm... 🤔

Sorry, just not going to change.  You all will just have to deal with it!

😜

1 minute ago, Starship Krupa said:

Look at the way age skews in our own Deals forum. 😂

"Hey Kid!  Get off mah DAW!!!" 😁

3 hours ago, Jesse Screed said:

Welsh p orn versus Normal p orn? 🤔

😁

Talk Talk - Talk Talk

19 hours ago, bitflipper said:

What is this "Facebook" thing you're referring to? Is it some kind of cult?

Dave beat me to this comment! 😂

Thompson Twins - Lies

Metric - Lie Lie Lie