kennywtelejazz Posted Tuesday at 05:33 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 05:33 PM (edited) Kenny Edited Wednesday at 12:19 PM by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted Saturday at 12:25 PM Author Share Posted Saturday at 12:25 PM (edited) I got it 🤪 I finally understand fully why none of you guys here have commented on this video . All your " lovely wife's" moderate your computer activities and social media ...😉 Sheesh! I remember those days . I had to say yes dear to everything and if I did int I could forget about sneaking in a new guitar in under the radar or dropping the coin on a good deal I may have found over at the deals forum .... Since I'm single I have been emancipated and I don't have to put my boys into "the handbag "anymore for safe keeping. I hope Y'all have a good Day ...I'm off to the Home Depot to buy myself a large wheelbarrow with a plush purple velvet lining . Next I'm gonna hire a topless bikini clad foxy female no older than -- to walk right behind me with my boys proudly on display in the wheelbarrow . She is gonna take me every where I want to go . What a glorious day we are gonna have as we take in all the beautiful sights while the remainder of the day unfolds . Oh No! No ! No ! please say it isn't so . My alarm clock just went off early and it just woke me up from the glorious dream of freedom I was having . Egads !! Now I'm stuck in a dystopian relationship model ..... just like the one everybody else around here is stuck in all the best , Kenny Edited Saturday at 04:26 PM by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted Saturday at 05:28 PM Share Posted Saturday at 05:28 PM 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted Saturday at 05:37 PM Share Posted Saturday at 05:37 PM (edited) My ex-wife was so attractive she had the men standing in line.....she told me many times. Edited yesterday at 12:05 AM by Sheens 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted Saturday at 10:38 PM Author Share Posted Saturday at 10:38 PM (edited) 5 hours ago, craigb said: After the guy in the hospital told his wife she was only a one , His wife must have taken out all of her emergency money hidden in a coffee can up in the cupboard . Once she found the guy who was singing about having a bad day , she decided to hire him to dish out an extreme case of instant Karma to her ex in the parking lot . 5 hours ago, Sheens said: My ex-wife was so attractive she had the men standing in line.....she confirmed many times. If that was my situation and if she left no doubt in my mind by her confirmation . I would certainly be motivated to buy her a brand new set of knee pads just to show her how much I loved her 😜 Baaad Kenny ! for saying that 🤣 Edited Saturday at 11:14 PM by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted yesterday at 12:11 AM Share Posted yesterday at 12:11 AM I better shutup now before your fred locks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted yesterday at 04:50 AM Author Share Posted yesterday at 04:50 AM Oh Al ! Lets go upstairs and fool around ! It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my a$S out all day long ! Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragi Posted yesterday at 07:17 AM Share Posted yesterday at 07:17 AM What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted yesterday at 01:10 PM Share Posted yesterday at 01:10 PM (edited) You could have a 14" ... , millions in the bank, and be the best looking most well built, kindest man in the world and not a single one of them will stay happy. It's not possible, so take my very hard earned advice, stop trying. Edited yesterday at 01:10 PM by Shane_B. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted yesterday at 02:31 PM Share Posted yesterday at 02:31 PM (edited) Shane, no need to brag about your bankaccount & garden hose length... Edited yesterday at 02:47 PM by Sheens 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted yesterday at 02:48 PM Author Share Posted yesterday at 02:48 PM (edited) 7 hours ago, Pragi said: What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. I have heard some chit in my life time but I have to say , I don't know if I ever heard truer words spoken 😉 1 hour ago, Shane_B. said: You could have a 14" ... , millions in the bank, and be the best looking most well built, kindest man in the world and not a single one of them will stay happy. It's not possible, so take my very hard earned advice, stop trying. And there you have it folks. What we have here is a perfect example of a fella going from "What's Happening " to " What Happened " 17 minutes ago, Sheens said: This fred is about to be locked any time now... Why ? Lock the thread ? We got music in here Kenny Edited yesterday at 02:49 PM by kennywtelejazz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted yesterday at 03:37 PM Share Posted yesterday at 03:37 PM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted 22 hours ago Author Share Posted 22 hours ago (edited) When she asked me for the 14 . I gave her 3 1/2 four times Kenny Edited 21 hours ago by kennywtelejazz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago (edited) 3 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: When she asked me for the 14 . I gave her 3 1/2 four times Kenny That did not come out at all like I intended. And I was not making any references to myself, although reading it now I can totally see how it would come across that way. Lol Hey, I'm still recovering from 2 weeks of the c-virus. Cut me a smidge of slack. Sheesh. 😁 Isn't that an old Rodney Dangerfeild joke? His Mrs. asked for something hurtful so he abliged twice and slapped. Or something like that. 😁 Edited 18 hours ago by Shane_B. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted 14 hours ago Author Share Posted 14 hours ago (edited) 7 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: When she asked me for the 14 . I gave her 3 1/2 four times Kenny 3 hours ago, Shane_B. said: That did not come out at all like I intended. And I was not making any references to myself, although reading it now I can totally see how it would come across that way. Lol Hey, I'm still recovering from 2 weeks of the c-virus. Cut me a smidge of slack. Sheesh. 😁 Isn't that an old Rodney Dangerfeild joke? His Mrs. asked for something hurtful so he abliged twice and slapped. Or something like that. 😁 🤣 No Shane ! I did not caption that picture with you in mind ..... I was playing off the looks and vibe of the dog . That pooch seems to be somewhat of a sly sneaky scruffy looking pooch whom in my opinion if he was placed in the position I bet he would probably entertain the idea of getting over by advertising having the big 14 . When it became time to deliver , I'm sure he would work with what he got by delivering a modest 3 1 /2 four times . When one's garden hose is only a miniature micro tool one has to do what one has to do all the best , Kenny Edited 13 hours ago by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago (edited) Kenny, just between you and me.. I received a PM just to clarify he has no millions $ in the bank. Edited 1 hour ago by Sheens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago At least I now understand the face pulled in avator. Leaving it now before I get into trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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