Wibbles Posted December 29, 2019 Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) The problem is that the sort of woman that would wear that shirt is unlikely to match the description. And she can't spell either. Edited December 29, 2019 by Wibbles Not for spelling. 1
Mesh Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 On the plus side, I'm going to be home for the next 16 days with 5 young'uns by my side. Looks like I have to put all my Christmas gifts VST's to use and get them to participate. The inmates will be running the asylum while the Mrs. is away.......help! 1
Bapu Posted December 31, 2019 Author Posted December 31, 2019 I predict Mesh will get all of 5 minutes of recording done in those 16 days. 1
Mesh Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bapu said: I predict Mesh will get all of 5 minutes of recording done in those 16 days. If I'm lucky.....and that'll probably just be a drum loop on the first track. Â
InstrEd Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 32 minutes ago, Mesh said: If I'm lucky.....and that'll probably just be a drum loop on the first track.  Be honest you're only get the snare hit done 1
Mesh Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 19 minutes ago, InstrEd said: Be honest you're only get the snare hit done That's going into too much detail.....I was talking about importing a drum loop WAV file. Â
Mesh Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 I'm a dragger, I'm a dropper I'm a midnight slacker I get my loopin' on the run
bayoubill Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 (edited) Which reminds me of when my Grandma was in court.   She was a small town southern lady and when during a trial, the prosecuting attorney called her to the stand and he asked her "do you know me?" She said " I've know you since you were a boy and I must tell you that you've been such a disappointment to me!" "You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs!" " YOU think you're a big shot but too dumb to realize you're never amount to anything more than a two bit paper pusher" "I knew you well" Grandma said! The lawyer and the court room were stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed his finger at the defense attorney and asked "Do you know the defense attorney?" My Grandma answered " Why yes, ever since he was a young boy too. Very well I know him! He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem! His law practice is one of the worst in the state . He is incapable of having a normal relationship with anyone and cheated on his wife with three separate women one of which was YOUR WIFE!  Yes I know him. " The Prosecuting Attorney was very shaken along with the entire courtroom over the statements Grandma made The Judge watching the events in his courtroom asked both defense and prosecuting attorneys to approach the bench. He very quietly whispered to them both " If either of you idiots asked her if she knows me I WILL CHARGE YOU WITH CONTEMPT OF COURT AND SEND YOU BOTH TO JAIL!" It just goes to show me life is like looking for my phone, most of the time it's in my hand   Edited January 7, 2020 by bayoubill remeber it's not how you survive the storm but how you dance in the rain 1
bayoubill Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 This is a dirty job but somebody has to do it  I have a Public Service Announcement (PSA) I switched and tried a toilet brush over the weekend It worked barely OK for reasons that rubbed me the wrong way  I STRONGLY suggest staying with toilet paper!
bayoubill Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 I should have read the directions! moral of the story - read the fine print!
InstrEd Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, bayoubill said: I should have read the directions! moral of the story - read the fine print! Or is it possible you're from the South and never learned how to read.......................................? (jk)  ? Â
bayoubill Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 Must I remine you again that I took a sped redden chrous and gramer stuff two!
bayoubill Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 Oh Shure bring up my X wife being my cousin again to
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