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On the plus side, I'm going to be home for the next 16 days with 5 young'uns by my side.

Looks like I have to put all my Christmas gifts VST's to use and get them to participate. The inmates will be running the asylum while the Mrs. is away.......help! 

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Which reminds me of when my Grandma was in court. 

 

 She was a small town southern lady and when during a trial, the prosecuting attorney called her to the stand and he asked her "do you know  me?"

She said " I've know you since you were a boy and I must tell you that you've been such a disappointment to me!"

"You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs!"

" YOU  think you're a big shot but too dumb to realize you're never amount to anything more than a two bit paper pusher"

"I knew you well" Grandma said!

The lawyer and the court room were stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed his finger at the defense attorney and asked

"Do you know the defense attorney?" My Grandma answered " Why yes, ever since he was a young boy too. Very well I know him!

He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem! His law practice is one of the worst in the state . He is incapable of having a normal relationship with anyone and cheated on his wife with three separate women one of which was YOUR WIFE!   Yes I know him. "

The Prosecuting Attorney was very shaken  along with the entire courtroom over the statements Grandma made

The Judge watching the events in his courtroom asked both defense and prosecuting attorneys to approach the bench.

He very quietly whispered to them both " If either of you idiots asked her if she knows me I WILL CHARGE YOU WITH CONTEMPT OF COURT AND SEND YOU BOTH TO JAIL!"

It just goes to show me life is like looking for my phone, most of the time it's in my hand

 

 

Edited by bayoubill
remeber it's not how you survive the storm but how you dance in the rain
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This is a dirty job but somebody has to do it

 

I have a Public Service Announcement  (PSA)

I switched and tried a toilet brush over the weekend

It worked barely OK for reasons that rubbed me the wrong way 

 I STRONGLY suggest staying with toilet paper!

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17 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

I should have read the directions!

moral of the story - read the fine print!1654742156_ToiletBrush.jpg.38d0611ed915b412145a270dc763d0b8.jpg

Or is it possible  you're from the South and never learned how to read.......................................?  (jk)   ?
 

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