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2 hours ago, InstrEd said:

You realize now you can't move to over there.  If you did you wouldn't be here?

Everywhere I go I find myself here. By the time I get there it's here. I don't know how that works.

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46 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

Am knot shure what you joined but I want to join too!

First born male child is what they told me.

And the mark of a true musician is to spell sure as shure instead. I think that's enough to qualify.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

And the mark of a true musician is to spell sure as shure instead

Just don't end up singing into a can of deodorant, and applying a microphone under your arms, and you'll be fine.

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7 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

And the mark of a true musician is to spell sure as shure instred.

Fixed that.? 
we are shure a patch or weirdo's and I Am not about to ask us to change :)

Posted

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does it actually make a sound?

What's the sound of one handed clapping?

Too many existential questions...

Posted

"Can you stand up a moment?" I asked the artist in Montmartre. "I can't see you behind the painting."

"You f*****g Eengleesh ******!!" he screamed. "I AM standing up!! Shut ze f*** up while I paint zis f*****g portrait, or I shall break ze ****ing thing over your f*****g head!!! ******!!!!"

 

 

 

 

I think it was Tourettes Lautrec.

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Posted
18 hours ago, antler said:

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does it actually make a sound?

Yes it does.

18 hours ago, antler said:

What's the sound of one handed clapping?

One hand cannot clap alone without the other hand to hit against.

You can trust me on this, Vulcans cannot lie.

 

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This is a really good place.  Very good camaraderie and lots of folks who will bend over backwards to help you.  For my money, it's one of the very best forums on the web. 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Tezza said:

You can trust me on this, Vulcans cannot lie

Even if the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few captain?

19 hours ago, antler said:

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does it actually make a sound?

I thought it makes a  sound Wave

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Even if the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few captain?

I thought it makes a  sound Wave

A jazz standard by A.C.Jobim peformed here by Stan Getz - in Copenhagen, but if he did it in the forest, would the trees clap?

BTW, Stan is my all-time favorite tenor sax player.

 

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

"Can you stand up a moment?" I asked the artist in Montmartre. "I can't see you behind the painting."

"You f*****g Eengleesh ******!!" he screamed. "I AM standing up!! Shut ze f*** up while I paint zis f*****g portrait, or I shall break ze ****ing thing over your f*****g head!!! ******!!!!"

 

 

 

 

I think it was Tourettes Lautrec.

 

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