Lesson learned

[Wibbles]

You forgot the picture. 

 

[Mesh]

5 minutes ago, Wibbles said:

You forgot the picture. 

 

I wasn't sure if it had been overused, but due to popular demand...

 

 

 

[SteveStrummerUK]

To those who think punctuation/grammar is not important, please compare the following statements:

1. I'm always happy to help my uncle Jack off his horse
2. I'm always happy to help my uncle jack off his horse

 

?

 

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[Mesh]

....and here I thought there was supposed to be a comma someplace in there.

[SteveStrummerUK]

I think you're right Mesh ?

[bayoubill]

This is supposed to be about lessons learned so let these be a lesson to you!

 

Awhile back I asked my buddy Boudroux  “How long have you been wearing that bra?” Boudroux replied, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

 

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” 

 

I tried to sell my dog once . I made a sign and put in in the front yard “Talking Dog for Sale.” 

I got a buyer right away. I invited him in to my house for a good look at my dog.  The man watched and listened for a bit then asked my dog  “ what have you done with your life?”  I’ve led a very full life,” said the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”  The guy was flabbergasted. He asked me , “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”  and I said  “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

Edited September 23, 2019 by bayoubill
War has become God’s way of teaching Americans geography

[SteveStrummerUK]

Bill - have an honourable mention for making I larf ?

[SteveStrummerUK]

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Alan

[bayoubill]

4 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Alan

I don't get it

that's why I Am still trying to sell my dog

[SteveStrummerUK]

1 minute ago, bayoubill said:

I don't get it

Don't panic Bill, CraigB will be along anytime now to draw you a picture ?

[TheMaartian]

Now I'm confused on where babies come from.

I'm just going back to this. Easier on the brain.

[InstrEd]

I'm still wondering if the stork really gives a pacifier with all baby deliveries ?

 

[craigb]

1 hour ago, bayoubill said:

I don't get it

 

1 hour ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Don't panic Bill, CraigB will be along anytime now to draw you a picture ?

Too subtle?

Better?

[bayoubill]

Still completely in the dark

without a clue

11 beach balls short of a dozen

got trains instead of brains

moroon

took a sped redding class

[bayoubill]

bafflemucuous

discombobandbayoubilulated

Stymiedinthoughtness

stumpulated

purplexified

i need a nap

[craigb]

Bill is to thesauruses what Webster was to dictionaries, ya? ?

(Say, what's another word for "thesaurus" anyway????)

[craigb]

People Enjoy Non-Intellectual Stimulus,

And Not Anagram Linguistics.

[bayoubill]

Non-Intellectualous is me 

and proud of it!

I feel a Non-Intellectualous thought coming ... coming  ............coming  ........................if a Buddhist refused Novocaine during a root canal  would it mean he or she has reached and thus achieved  transcend dental medication

[SteveStrummerUK]

Bill, you is nutz, and that's why we lurves yah ?

[InstrEd]

33 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

if a Buddhist refused Novocaine during a root canal  would it mean he or she has reached and thus achieved  transcend dental medication

No it just means he has better drugs to take care of the pain?