Notes_Norton Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 7 hours ago, craigb said: I kept waiting for someone to mention Manfred Mann (who's cover made it famous). I was tempted, but since Bruce wrote it, I figured I should give him credit. --- I need a little sugar in my bowl - Bessie Smith Well you know my letter's gone dead, and my pencil it won't write no more - Muddy Waters Well I'm a king bee baby, buzzing around your hive, yeah I can make honey baby, let me come inside - Slim Harpo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 (edited) Venom - Aaaaaarrghh Armpit, armpit, armpit, argh Geet big f*ckin' armpit, argh Smelly f*ckin' armpits, argh Armpit, argh Argh! Not quite Dickens, but I think we can all agree that this contemporary gem belongs amongst the greatest masterpieces of English literature. Or is it litter-ature? Edited December 31, 2022 by Rain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 One cheap illusion can still be divine... Peter Godwin from Images of Heaven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 49 minutes ago, Rain said: Venom - Aaaaaarrghh Armpit, armpit, armpit, argh Geet big f*ckin' armpit, argh Smelly f*ckin' armpits, argh Armpit, argh Argh! Not quite Dickens, but I think we can all agree that this contemporary gem belongs amongst the greatest masterpieces of English literature. Or is it litter-ature? Reminds me of the Norwegian band Magenta (to distinguish them from the other two bands named Magenta that I have!). "Smell my armpit!" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Dickens Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 "If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all." - Booker T Jones, William Bell. " I asked her for water, she brought me gasoline. That's the terriblest woman, that I ever seen." - Chester Burnett (Howlin' Wolf) "I've got a good mind to give up living, and go Shopping instead To pick out a tombstone, and be pronounced dead." -BB King 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 "Your android replica is playing up again It's no joke When she comes she moans another's name" The late great Rob Calvert (who wrote many other excellent one liners). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 I can't get well without muscatel, I only drink for medicinal purposes - Lambert Hendrix & Ross from "Gimme That Wine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoisp Posted January 2, 2023 Author Share Posted January 2, 2023 Black Eyed Peas ? I'ma get get get get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jude77 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 "Hey Girl" - Every country song written since 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 I heard a line of dialog from a TV show the other week and have been trying to put it in here even though it's not a line from a song. It should be. Pam, talking about her co-worker Cyril, "His ba!!s are made of pu$$y". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoisp Posted January 2, 2023 Author Share Posted January 2, 2023 4 hours ago, 57Gregy said: I heard a line of dialog from a TV show the other week and have been trying to put it in here even though it's not a line from a song. It should be. Pam, talking about her co-worker Cyril, "His ba!!s are made of pu$$y". Make that a line for a song, it will work, chilli peppers make that work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Dickens Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 5 hours ago, jude77 said: "Hey Girl" - Every country song written since 1998 ? Wait, I thought the title of the thread was best one-liners.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 6 hours ago, 57Gregy said: I heard a line of dialog from a TV show the other week and have been trying to put it in here even though it's not a line from a song. It should be. Pam, talking about her co-worker Cyril, "His ba!!s are made of pu$$y". Did you mean to say "His ba lls are made of pu ssy?" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 I won't live long for living wrong, but I'll die happy - Jon Hendricks - I'll Die Happy When you plant my body beneath the sod, please don't take it too hard While I'm copping that eternal nod, I'll be the happiest cat in the graveyard - Jon Hendricks - I'll Die Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoisp Posted January 4, 2023 Author Share Posted January 4, 2023 Rebel XD – “Record Breaker (World's Fastest Rap)” doing 683 syllables in 54.5 seconds To be honest i can't tell what the words are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Russ Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 On 12/30/2022 at 11:26 PM, craigb said: I kept waiting for someone to mention Manfred Mann (who's cover made it famous). I always preferred his cover of "For You" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Russ Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Old 97's, Timebomb: She's gonna kill me, and I don't mean softly... Bob Dylan, Positively 4th St: Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes You'd know what a drag it is to see you James, Laid: You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home? Wilco, Passenger Side: You're gonna make me spill my beer, if you don't learn how to steer Wilco, Jesus Etc.: Our love is all of God's money 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyB01 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 If I'm allowed another one: Nobody's perfect, least of all me, married the job at age 23. Just keep my nose clean, egg chips and beans, I'm always full of steam. Steve Hackett: The Ballad of the Decomposing Man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 "Hours passed, days passed, time stood still..." Ice - Sarah Mclachlan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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