Apollo 11 - a true story of failure

[Bapu]

kitty porn?

[InstrEd]

8 minutes ago, Bapu said:

kitty porn?

NO,  some Kitty Love and Tenderness. Just don't tell Bitflipper (Dave) He doesn't like kitties

[S.L.I.P.]

12 minutes ago, Bapu said:

kitty porn?

 

Edited July 21, 2019 by S.L.I.P.

[craigb]

Wow...  my post above has a pink background and is "hidden!"  That's something new...

[chuckebaby]

5 hours ago, craigb said:

Wow...  my post above has a pink background and is "hidden!"  That's something new...

Im sorry Craig, It was filtered  by the site.  The link might have been flagged/put on the "do not allow" list.

 

Have fun. 

 

[Jack Stoner]

With all the humor about Apollo 11,  I actually was involved.  I worked at the NASA Ascension Island Tracking station for Apollo 7 through 12.  I worked in Telemetry.  The Ascension Island tracking station and the tracking station in Spain were the two tracking stations that tracked the Eagle to the moon landing.   

 

[paulo]

4 minutes ago, Jack Stoner said:

With all the humor about Apollo 11,  I actually was involved.  I worked at the NASA Ascension Island Tracking station for Apollo 7 through 12.  I worked in Telemetry.  The Ascension Island tracking station and the tracking station in Spain were the two tracking stations that tracked the Eagle to the moon landing.   

 

Very cool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya know that they didn't really go, right? ?

[SteveStrummerUK]

On 7/19/2019 at 8:11 PM, paulo said:

I wonder if Mrs Gorsky saw that one coming....?

 

I got it ?

[SteveStrummerUK]

 

 

[Bapu]

12 hours ago, InstrEd said:

NO,  some Kitty Love and Tenderness. Just don't tell Bitflipper (Dave) He doesn't like kitties

Straummy hates catz two.

 

Specially his neighbours's catz.

[craigb]

[Bapu]

9 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

 

 

And he used that "power" too!

[InstrEd]

14 hours ago, Jack Stoner said:

With all the humor about Apollo 11,  I actually was involved.  I worked at the NASA Ascension Island Tracking station for Apollo 7 through 12.  I worked in Telemetry.  The Ascension Island tracking station and the tracking station in Spain were the two tracking stations that tracked the Eagle to the moon landing.   

 

Just sayin with the name Jack Stoner they let you near Telemetry..................?

Houston we have another problem?

Just fooling with you.  You all must of been proud when the mission was a success.

[craigb]

One small step for a man, one awesome job for Jack! ??

[bitflipper]

On 7/21/2019 at 3:09 AM, Jack Stoner said:

With all the humor about Apollo 11,  I actually was involved.  I worked at the NASA Ascension Island Tracking station for Apollo 7 through 12.  I worked in Telemetry.  The Ascension Island tracking station and the tracking station in Spain were the two tracking stations that tracked the Eagle to the moon landing.   

 

So how, exactly, does being part of a massive conspiracy work? Do you get, like, annual hush payments or just periodic death threats? Are there meetings and secret handshakes?

Of course, we know you can't answer these questions, so don't bother.

[Bapu]

I think I know a guy who does work in Area 51 because when I ask him what he does for the military whe goes to Nevada he says "if I told you  I'd have to kill you".

[Bapu]

I dont believe him.

[InstrEd]

17 minutes ago, bitflipper said:

So how, exactly, does being part of a massive conspiracy work? Do you get, like, annual hush payments or just periodic death threats? Are there meetings and secret handshakes?

Of course, we know you can't answer these questions, so don't bother.

Come on Jack spill the beans.  How did you fake the landing??
 

[Jack Stoner]

Ed, if I told you I'd have to do you in.  LOL

[InstrEd]

6 hours ago, Jack Stoner said:

Ed, if I told you I'd have to do you in.  LOL

 

So Jack how long did it it take to make the calculations back then.  Now what is it a split second computer driven calculation.