SteveStrummerUK Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 (edited) But they were wrong. I invented the world's first invisibility cloak and made millions. If they could see me now. ' Edited June 25, 2019 by SteveStrummerUK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: If they could see me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Certainly hides the humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Reminds me of when this guy claimed to have invented an anti-gravity chair and wanted us to see his first test. He sat on it, pressed a button, and... we never saw him again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: But they were wrong. I invented the world's first invisibility cloak and made millions. If they could see me now. ' Hey Steve , Superman was hanging out with a few of his Super Hero friends at the Super Hero Club House where he went on and on about is tale of woe about him not getting any. After about a half hour of listening to his kvetch The Flash interrupted the man of steel and said "hey my super hero brother you are Superman ! the man of steel , what woman wouldn't want a little piece of that ? Listen to me , why don't you fly on over to the nudist beach and when you see something you like swoop on down and introduce your self " Surely that could work for you " Superman said" sure I can do that . do you think it will work " ? The Flash said "Yeah man after hearing your story, what else do you have to loose' ? "You don't want to turn out like Kenny do you "? With out a further moments hesitation , Superman jumped on out the window and flew his way on over to the nudist beach . While he was doing his fly by he spotted a naked lady on lying on her back in the sand waving her arms and moaning .. Thinking that was his invitation to break the dry spell Superman swooped on down , landed on top of her , and went all super ballistic biological jackhammer on the poor unsuspecting lady . When he was done he hopped on off and flew on into The Sunset .... After what seemed like an eternity of shocking silence the woman screamed out at the top of her lungs . "What the heck was that "? " I don't know but my butt hole Shirley Hurts " said The Invisible Man Kenny Edited June 25, 2019 by Kenny Wilson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I knew this one guy who was scared of negative numbers and would stop at nothing to avoid them... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteven Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 re "they all said I'd amount to nothing in life." Maybe they were being optimistic? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 6 hours ago, TheSteven said: re "they all said I'd amount to nothing in life." Maybe they were being optimistic? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Didn't you used to be an astronaut? Enquiring minds need to know ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteven Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Once upon a time... Changed my avatar shortly after migrating over from Cakewalk to Bandlab forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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