Jesse Screed Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 I'll get back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) Before the Power Of Positive Thinking After the Power of Positive Thinking 5 hours ago, craigb said: After a multitude of struggles and many hours of hard work ... The End Result ! Kenny Edited June 16, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Human Kind was not prepared for it's eventual overthrown . How was mankind to know The Humble Easter Bunny was too be the first to harness and use the full power of AI . It came as a total shock to humankind as a whole when all the Easter Bunny's had taken over the Planet as we knew it and placed all the able bodied humans in prisons to work the subterranean carrot mines . As an Homage to their former captors The Easter Bunny's decided to pay tribute to humans by erecting Chocolate Statues . Now how do you feel about that ? Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Screed Posted June 17, 2022 Author Share Posted June 17, 2022 this is how i feel bacon monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Screed Posted June 17, 2022 Author Share Posted June 17, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Now how do you feel about that ? this is how i feel bacon monkey Edited June 17, 2022 by Jesse Screed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, Jesse Screed said: this is how i feel bacon monkey Bacon Monkey is not with out compassion . He fully can understand exactly how you feel when he decides to put in the time and the effort . . With that in mind . If and when he decides he truly cares , ? he will get back to you .? 9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Now how do you feel about that ? this is how i feel bacon monkey Well, they said I'm messy, got whiskers on my chin They never had no problems, I've always paid the rent I got no time for lovin', my time is all used up Spend my time creatin' the groovy kinds of love I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so If I had my choice of matter, I'd would rather be with cats All engrossed in mental chatter, showing where your mind is at While relating to each other how strong the love can be By resisting all the good times with each groovy chick we see I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so Ooh, baby, yeah baby I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so I've got to keep my image while I'm standing on the floor If I drop upon my knees it's just to keep them on my nose You think that I'm not human and my heart is made of stone But I've never had no problems and my body's pretty strong I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so................................................................................................................................................. Now that you have had a decently long break for a double song listen do you feel better ? .........OK ! That's Good ! ....... A little know perk on being The Bacon Monkey ...In layman terms it means ...I'm the boss . Your the horse . I crack the whip . You take the trip ! Now stop burning daylight "I'm a Man " and get your Lazy Azzed Pa-toot back to work in the subterranean carrot mines. I don't want to have to send an enhanced terminator model Easter Bunny out to your location just to eat the ears off your Chocolate Statue . ? BTW my post is only a jest Kenny Edited June 18, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Screed Posted June 18, 2022 Author Share Posted June 18, 2022 12 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: BTW my post is only a jest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 ? Come on peoples ... it's pronounced (and spelt): "becan" ? Definitive proof ... The Scene: Rye Railway Station Cafe (our three protagonists are waiting for the train to take them into London to meet The Bapu & his LL) The Players: JonBouy; The Mermaid; Straummy; Unnamed Station employee (female) Act 1; Scene 1 - JB orders his breakfast Jonbouy: Good morning, could I order a becan sandwich please Employee: I beg your pardon? Jonbouy: Yes, I 'd like a becan sandwich please Employee: A what? Do you mean a 'bacon' sandwich? Jonbouy: No, a becan sandwich Strummy: Hah!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 2 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: ? Come on peoples ... it's pronounced (and spelt): "becan" ? Definitive proof ... The Scene: Rye Railway Station Cafe (our three protagonists are waiting for the train to take them into London to meet The Bapu & his LL) The Players: JonBouy; The Mermaid; Straummy; Unnamed Station employee (female) Act 1; Scene 1 - JB orders his breakfast Jonbouy: Good morning, could I order a becan sandwich please Employee: I beg your pardon? Jonbouy: Yes, I 'd like a becan sandwich please Employee: A what? Do you mean a 'bacon' sandwich? Jonbouy: No, a becan sandwich Strummy: Hah!! Shhssssshh! How's about a little peace and quiet around here ! My creative mind is busy at work . OK ! where was I ? Is the correct spelling Bacon ? or Becan ? Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 (edited) Decisions ! Decisions ! Decisions ! I simply can't decide what type of guitar to get . Do I really want a Strat ! or a Les Paul ! Kenny Edited June 18, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 4 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: ? Come on peoples ... it's pronounced (and spelt): "becan" ? Definitive proof ... The Scene: Rye Railway Station Cafe (our three protagonists are waiting for the train to take them into London to meet The Bapu & his LL) The Players: JonBouy; The Mermaid; Straummy; Unnamed Station employee (female) Act 1; Scene 1 - JB orders his breakfast Jonbouy: Good morning, could I order a becan sandwich please Employee: I beg your pardon? Jonbouy: Yes, I 'd like a becan sandwich please Employee: A what? Do you mean a 'bacon' sandwich? Jonbouy: No, a becan sandwich Strummy: Hah!! save of the century Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now