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Before the Power Of Positive Thinking

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After the Power of Positive Thinking

5 hours ago, craigb said:

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                                                                      After  a multitude  of  struggles and many hours of hard work  ...

                                                                                 The End Result  !

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Kenny

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Human Kind was not prepared for it's eventual overthrown  . How was mankind to know The Humble Easter Bunny was too be the first to harness and use the full power of AI .

It came as a total shock to humankind as a whole  when all the Easter Bunny's had taken over the Planet as we knew it and placed all the able bodied  humans in prisons to work the subterranean carrot mines . As an Homage to their former captors The Easter Bunny's decided to pay tribute to humans by erecting Chocolate Statues 

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                                                                          Now how do you feel about that ?

Kenny

 

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6 hours ago, Jesse Screed said:

this is how i feel bacon monkey

 

Bacon Monkey is not with out compassion . He fully can understand exactly how you feel when he decides to put in the time and the effort . .

With that in mind . If and when he decides he truly cares , ? he will get back to you .?

9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

Now how do you feel about that ?

this is how i feel bacon monkey

Well, they said I'm messy, got whiskers on my chin
They never had no problems, I've always paid the rent
I got no time for lovin', my time is all used up
Spend my time creatin' the groovy kinds of love

I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so
I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so

If I had my choice of matter, I'd would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter, showing where your mind is at
While relating to each other how strong the love can be
By resisting all the good times with each groovy chick we see

I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so
Ooh, baby, yeah baby
I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so

I've got to keep my image while I'm standing on the floor
If I drop upon my knees it's just to keep them on my nose
You think that I'm not human and my heart is made of stone
But I've never had no problems and my body's pretty strong

I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so
I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so
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Now that you have had a decently long break for a double song listen do you feel better ? .........OK ! That's Good ! .......

A little know perk on being The Bacon Monkey  ...In layman terms it means ...I'm the boss . Your the horse . I crack the whip .  You take the trip !

Now stop burning daylight  "I'm a Man "  and get your Lazy Azzed Pa-toot back to work in the subterranean carrot mines.  I don't want to have to  send  an enhanced terminator model  Easter Bunny out to your location just to eat the ears off your Chocolate Statue .  ? BTW my post is only a jest  :P  

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? Come on peoples ... it's pronounced (and spelt): "becan?

 

Definitive proof ...

 

The Scene: Rye Railway Station Cafe (our three protagonists are waiting for the train to take them into London to meet The Bapu & his LL)

The Players: JonBouy; The Mermaid; Straummy; Unnamed Station employee (female)

 

Act 1; Scene 1 - JB orders his breakfast

Jonbouy: Good morning, could I order a becan sandwich please

Employee: I beg your pardon?

Jonbouy: Yes, I 'd like a becan sandwich please

Employee: A what? Do you mean a 'bacon' sandwich?

Jonbouy: No, a becan sandwich

Strummy: Hah!!

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2 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

? Come on peoples ... it's pronounced (and spelt): "becan?

 

Definitive proof ...

 

The Scene: Rye Railway Station Cafe (our three protagonists are waiting for the train to take them into London to meet The Bapu & his LL)

The Players: JonBouy; The Mermaid; Straummy; Unnamed Station employee (female)

 

Act 1; Scene 1 - JB orders his breakfast

Jonbouy: Good morning, could I order a becan sandwich please

Employee: I beg your pardon?

Jonbouy: Yes, I 'd like a becan sandwich please

Employee: A what? Do you mean a 'bacon' sandwich?

Jonbouy: No, a becan sandwich

Strummy: Hah!!

                                                                          Shhssssshh!

                                        How's about  a little peace and quiet around here  !

                                                   My creative mind is busy at work .

                                   OK ! where was I ? Is the correct spelling  Bacon ? or Becan ?

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Kenny

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                                                                         Decisions !   Decisions !    Decisions !                  

                               I simply can't decide what type of guitar to get . Do I really want a Strat ! or a Les Paul !

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Kenny

 

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4 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

? Come on peoples ... it's pronounced (and spelt): "becan?

 

Definitive proof ...

 

The Scene: Rye Railway Station Cafe (our three protagonists are waiting for the train to take them into London to meet The Bapu & his LL)

The Players: JonBouy; The Mermaid; Straummy; Unnamed Station employee (female)

 

Act 1; Scene 1 - JB orders his breakfast

Jonbouy: Good morning, could I order a becan sandwich please

Employee: I beg your pardon?

Jonbouy: Yes, I 'd like a becan sandwich please

Employee: A what? Do you mean a 'bacon' sandwich?

Jonbouy: No, a becan sandwich

Strummy: Hah!!

save of the century 

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