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Don't you think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?  Speaking of,  Don't  play poker with Tarot cards I did once got a full house and 4 people died.  

Which reminds me, yesterday a woman at the grocery store leaned toward me and whispered I was going to tell you a joke about my *****, but you will never get it. Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question. I do but that's not important right now

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. You're not in trouble til you hear a doc say you have a very short time left and you ask how much and says 10 and you say 10 what and says he says 9   8       7            6

 

Edited by bayoubill
the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist is one treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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My doctor has just told me that I have only 90 minutes to live so I've decided to spend them watching a game in the Womens Football World Cup.

That will make it seem much longer.

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