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kennywtelejazz Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Valentines Day is finally here and I'm starting to feel a little desperate . If she comes with knee pads I may be interested . Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 5 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Valentines Day is finally here and I'm starting to feel a little desperate . If she comes with knee pads I may be interested . Kenny There is a line in the sand ... ... but Ken cares not for it ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: There is a line in the sand ... ... but Ken cares not for it ? Oh Yeah ! Today is Valentines Day ! Romance and affection just oozes from every cell and pore of my smoking hot sexy body ? I'm gonna buy that lady a box of chocolates. Send her movie tickets w a card and get her a box of extra large Q tips for her earpiece . Kenny Edited February 15, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Kenny [ear]waxes poetic... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) OK , I decided to ditch grandma. . I'm happy I did that. This girl seemed pretty happy to get my Valentines day card . Kenny PS . I don't have too much longer to live so I sold off all my guitars and put my whole life savings in the Valentines Day card envelope . Edited February 15, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 31 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said: PS . I don't have too much longer to live so I sold off all my guitars and put my whole life savings in the Valentines Day card envelope . *Pfft!!!* Like we're going to believe that! (Nobody's buying anything right now so I know you didn't sell any guitars! ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, kennywtelejazz said: Kenny PS . I don't have too much longer to live so I sold off all my guitars and put my whole life savings in the Valentines Day card envelope . 1 hour ago, craigb said: *Pfft!!!* Like we're going to believe that! (Nobody's buying anything right now so I know you didn't sell any guitars! ? ) OK you got me .... I couldn't sell any of what gear I do have . Your right ...no takers ...Guess I'm Busted once again for telling fibs ?... Alright , I might as well come clean .Since I had no money to put in the card I used a sheet of yellow note paper that I carefully trimmed the binding hole ends and wrote her a truthful short note professing my desire to take her out picnicking on a starlit evening as our first date . I told her that we could have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as appetizers and the main course of our starlit night picnic would be Ramen Beef flavored noodles with some added Walmart spicy beef jerky . Yeah , I know I really put myself out there by reaching out to her so boldly and by being all vulnerable since I do not know her personally ... I was holding out hope for a couple of days , that is until I took my dog Milo out earlier ..After checking my mail I saw that my Valentines Day card was returned back to me unopened by the post office . Oh well there's always next year . Kenny Edited February 15, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 15 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Valentines Day is finally here and I'm starting to feel a little desperate . If she comes with knee pads I may be interested . Kenny Knee pads for you to wear? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Valentines Day is finally here and I'm starting to feel a little desperate . If she comes with knee pads I may be interested . Kenny 3 hours ago, RobertWS said: Knee pads for you to wear? Yuck A Doodles Man ! No Ken Do ! Kenny Edited February 15, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 "The CH is deaf" I thought that was me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SteveStrummerUK Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 20 hours ago, Doc H said: Geez…. Kenny does ? He admires their skill at er ........... um ............... 'lip-reading' * * Especially if they bring their own knee-pads ☺️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Kenny does ? He admires their skill at er ........... um ............... 'lip-reading' * * Especially if they bring their own knee-pads ☺️ That was Super Funny Steve ! You made my knight with that one ! ? Kenny Edited February 17, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 (edited) Has anyone seen my knee pads ? Yes I have . I 'm using them right now and I will be done using them in about an hour . Baaaadddd Kenny for posting that OH ! Baaadd Kenny Edited February 17, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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