Old Joad Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Gosh, I didn't expect so many humorous replies. Mind you, I haven't checked in since yesterday. Why, were you back in the USSR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcklln Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 (edited) Sounds like he is in an octopus's garden Edited May 12, 2019 by rcklln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm going to have to explain how this works aren't I? But to be honest I can't be arsed .... .... I'll just crawl back into me shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Wait for it..... Wait for it... ....Here comes the Pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I was in a very crowded theatre the other night. A man was stumbling around looking for a place to sit. He stepped on my toes BTW. But I noticed an empty seat about three rows ahead of us. I told him "look, there's a place". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) I think I remember going to college while on that wacky tobacky stuff and all I saw were strawberry fields forever. Edited May 13, 2019 by Mesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Vogel Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 What are Beatles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abacab Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 The best way to get along is for everyone to come together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I was in College and I saw her standing there. Should I let her be? I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, InstrEd said: I was in College and I saw her standing there. Should I let her be? I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Joad Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 That College was so far away, it might as well have been Across The Universe to get there you have to take the One After 909 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I can't go back to Yesterday even though I have a ticket to ride....................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Joad Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Bapu said: The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?" Don't get me started on the food, I got heart-burn eating the Glass Onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 When Count Dracula for the first time saw Molly's throat by the light of the full moon, he immediately muttered to himself: Oh, Blood! Eeh! Oh, Blood! Aah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadfoot Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mesh said: didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Oh he told her.... That's why she's leaving home. Edited May 13, 2019 by Leadfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 You got it all wrong I want to tell you, for It is always been about Michelle. I let her drive my car if she wanted to. I'm in Chains Honey Pie but I'm Getting Better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 1:04 PM, SteveStrummerUK said: ... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs. Pfft. That's six weeks of my life I won't get back. . By the way Steve, thanks for having me relive that Misery ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Joad Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Mesh said: Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Sure everybody is lusting after Michelle and lovly Rita, but I have my eye on sexy Sadie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Steve, who happens to have a lisp, wants want his girlfriend in multiple simultaneous scenes in his new movie. You know, Polythene Pam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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