Old Joad Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Gosh, I didn't expect so many humorous replies. Mind you, I haven't checked in since yesterday. Why, were you back in the USSR.
rcklln Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 (edited) Sounds like he is in an octopus's garden Edited May 12, 2019 by rcklln
SteveStrummerUK Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 I'm going to have to explain how this works aren't I? But to be honest I can't be arsed .... .... I'll just crawl back into me shell.
RobertWS Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Wait for it..... Wait for it... ....Here comes the Pun!
Bapu Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?"
Bapu Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 I was in a very crowded theatre the other night. A man was stumbling around looking for a place to sit. He stepped on my toes BTW. But I noticed an empty seat about three rows ahead of us. I told him "look, there's a place".
Mesh Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) I think I remember going to college while on that wacky tobacky stuff and all I saw were strawberry fields forever. Edited May 13, 2019 by Mesh
abacab Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 The best way to get along is for everyone to come together.
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 I was in College and I saw her standing there. Should I let her be? I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me
Mesh Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, InstrEd said: I was in College and I saw her standing there. Should I let her be? I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun?
Old Joad Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 That College was so far away, it might as well have been Across The Universe to get there you have to take the One After 909
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 I can't go back to Yesterday even though I have a ticket to ride.......................................
Old Joad Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Bapu said: The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?" Don't get me started on the food, I got heart-burn eating the Glass Onion.
Canopus Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 When Count Dracula for the first time saw Molly's throat by the light of the full moon, he immediately muttered to himself: Oh, Blood! Eeh! Oh, Blood! Aah!
Leadfoot Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mesh said: didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Oh he told her.... That's why she's leaving home. Edited May 13, 2019 by Leadfoot
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 You got it all wrong I want to tell you, for It is always been about Michelle. I let her drive my car if she wanted to. I'm in Chains Honey Pie but I'm Getting Better.
InstrEd Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 1:04 PM, SteveStrummerUK said: ... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs. Pfft. That's six weeks of my life I won't get back. . By the way Steve, thanks for having me relive that Misery ? ?
Old Joad Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Mesh said: Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Sure everybody is lusting after Michelle and lovly Rita, but I have my eye on sexy Sadie....
Bapu Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Steve, who happens to have a lisp, wants want his girlfriend in multiple simultaneous scenes in his new movie. You know, Polythene Pam.
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