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7 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Gosh, I didn't expect so many humorous replies.

Mind you, I haven't checked in since yesterday.

Why, were you back in the USSR.

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The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?"

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I was in a very crowded theatre the other night. A man was stumbling around looking for a place to sit. He stepped on my toes BTW. But I noticed an empty seat about three rows ahead of us. I told him "look, there's a place".

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I think I remember going to college while on that wacky tobacky stuff and all I saw were strawberry fields forever.

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I was in College and I saw her standing there.  Should I let her be?   I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me :(

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12 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

I was in College and I saw her standing there.  Should I let her be?   I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me :(

Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun?

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3 hours ago, Bapu said:

The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?"

Don't get me started on the food, I got heart-burn eating the Glass Onion.

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When Count Dracula for the first time saw Molly's throat by the light of the full moon, he immediately muttered to himself: Oh, Blood! Eeh! Oh, Blood! Aah!

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2 hours ago, Mesh said:

didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun?

Oh he told her.... That's why she's leaving home.

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You got it all wrong  I want to tell you, for It is always been about Michelle. I let her drive my car if she wanted to. I'm in Chains Honey Pie  but I'm Getting Better.

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On 5/11/2019 at 1:04 PM, SteveStrummerUK said:

... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs.

Pfft.

 

That's six weeks of my life I won't get back.

 

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By the way Steve, thanks for having me  relive that Misery ?     ?

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4 hours ago, Mesh said:

Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun?

Sure everybody is lusting after Michelle and lovly Rita, but I have my eye on sexy Sadie....

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Steve, who happens to have a lisp,  wants want his girlfriend in multiple simultaneous scenes in his new movie. You know, Polythene Pam.

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