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I was in a very crowded theatre the other night. A man was stumbling around looking for a place to sit. He stepped on my toes BTW. But I noticed an empty seat about three rows ahead of us. I told him "look, there's a place".

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12 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

I was in College and I saw her standing there.  Should I let her be?   I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me :(

Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun?

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3 hours ago, Bapu said:

The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?"

Don't get me started on the food, I got heart-burn eating the Glass Onion.

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On 5/11/2019 at 1:04 PM, SteveStrummerUK said:

... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs.

Pfft.

 

That's six weeks of my life I won't get back.

 

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By the way Steve, thanks for having me  relive that Misery ?     ?

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4 hours ago, Mesh said:

Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun?

Sure everybody is lusting after Michelle and lovly Rita, but I have my eye on sexy Sadie....

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