My new hobby ...

[SteveStrummerUK]

 

I had decided that keeping tropical fish was a good hobby for me. I was told it could be very relaxing.

 

Hence I ventured downtown to the local pet store and asked the assistant if I could purchase a Siamese Fighting Fish.

 

"Sure" he replied, "Would you like an aquarium?"

 

To which I retorted, "Well to be honest, I don't really care what star sign it is".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

True story that, apart from the bits that are not.

 

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[SteveStrummerUK]

[paulo]

I don't believe in all that astrology nonsense.

We Scorpio's aren't taken in that easily.

[craigb]

7 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

*Saves meme for later use...*  ?

[paulo]

20 minutes ago, craigb said:

*Saves meme for later use...*  ?

For chatting up birds while sinking jars?

[Byron Dickens]

It's all a bunch of superstition and it's bad luck to be superstitious. 

[craigb]

7 hours ago, paulo said:

For chatting up birds while sinking jars?

I'm waiting to see the contents of "that" folder first... 

[Grem]

5 minutes ago, craigb said:

I'm waiting to see the contents of "that" folder first... 

 You think it has something to do with birds? ?

[SteveStrummerUK]

17 hours ago, Grem said:

 You think it has something to do with birds? ?

Not that sort ?

[SteveStrummerUK]

[antler]

The rising of your nearest star will bring about a new light to your surroundings at dawn tomorrow. When this happens, make the most of the opportunity; obstacles will likely become more difficult to detect after a few hours.

[craigb]

 

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