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The Turd Guitar Fuzz ! Is this a must have pedal or just another stinker ?


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5 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

How dare you ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Alright Steve ! I put in a claim for you with our Turd Fuzz Factory dept of human resources .

After close scrutiny of the events that have transpired  , our team of lawyers have determined  since you have been given the honorary and highly coveted  title of Turd Fuzz employee of the year, You should not be held accountable nor have any direct slanderous  criticism slung in your direction  on how you choose to use your lighting resource allocation  . We acknowledge the contribution of you risking your life on a daily basis in  bowels of The Earth  to unearth the finest examples of The Harmonically  Complex Rich Musical Turds our company needs to maintain the strictest standards of audio quality in today's ever shifting and demanding marketplace .

We feel your exemplary efforts have been deemed to be one of the most cherished and valued contributions a Turd Fuzz Factory  employee could ever hope to aspire too.

It is our hope to settle this unwarranted attack on your exemplary character put forth by the young attention seeking activist in a timely matter .

respectfully yours ,

Kenny

Edited by kennywtelejazz
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