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bayoubill

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I can hear at at least 12,500 ft. but that's not important right now

 

I had a nightmare about being hospitalized and the doctor telling me I had a very very contragious disease! His exact words were "  We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!” 

I asked him what he was going to do for treatment and he said   "we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.” 

I then asked him   “Will that cure me?”    The doctor replied, “No…but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”

 

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I have an uncontrollable disease.

I can't stop purchasing Ferraris, Porches, Lamborghinis, Aston Martins and Bentleys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's called the 'car owner virus' ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry.

 

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3 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

I have an uncontrollable disease.

I can't stop purchasing Ferraris, Porches, Lamborghinis, Aston Martins and Bentleys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think its called the 'car owner virus' ?

 

Oi Strummy.

Stop this nonsense now.

We'll have no more of your crap Covid jokes …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… lest we end up with a pundemic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I crack me up even when I'm getting me coat.

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On 3/10/2021 at 5:17 PM, bayoubill said:

Censorship is now very in style

Yup. Not being allowed to say anything is the new free speech.

Although to be fair an Overlord has very recently stated that deletions are "extremely rare".

You can see for your yourself in the...........

Oh wait....

It's gone.

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