SteveStrummerUK Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 I wanted to try and contact my childhood hero deceased astronaut Neil Armstrong with the help of a clairvoyant and her ouija board. "I'm really sorry", she said after a wasted hour "But I'm getting nothing." "Come on", I retorted, "It's hardly rocket séance". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Whoa! I did NOT see this one coming!!! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 I chortled TMI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Maybe Mrs Gorsky is keeping him busy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, paulo said: Maybe Mrs Gorsky is keeping him busy. Good luck Steve! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Wow! This is Steve on a new higher level! approaching Super Steve clairboyeansee think he would consider running for President? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, bayoubill said: Wow! This is Steve on a new higher level! approaching Super Steve clairboyeansee think he would consider running for President? Wow, way to butter him up then insult him Bill! ? (Apology coming??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted October 22, 2020 Author Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 hours ago, bayoubill said: think he would consider running for President? I did not have relations with that honourable apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) Quote “It depends on what the meaning of the word 'pen is' is. ? Edited October 23, 2020 by craigb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc H Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 (edited) On 10/22/2020 at 3:28 PM, bayoubill said: think he would consider running for President? Well, I keep threatening to repatriate me family back to the UK and run for PM. So why not? He’d do a lot better than our future King Harry! Edited October 25, 2020 by Doc H 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted October 26, 2020 Author Share Posted October 26, 2020 You'd get my vote Del ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 22 hours ago, Doc H said: Well, I keep threatening to repatriate me family back to the UK and run for PM. So why not? He’d do a lot better than our future King Harry! A sack of shite in a blond wig would do better than the current incumbent ... oh, hang on a minute, that is the current incumbent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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