Senility Run Amuck

[bayoubill]

Yesterday I looked and looked for my glasses. I didn’t find them so I gave up looking for them. About that time XX came home. I told her I’d been looking for my glasses and couldn’t find them. She burst out laughing. I asked her what was so funny? She said you’re wearing your glasses. 

The mind is a terrible thing   ?

[PhonoBrainer]

If you had your mask on, they would have fogged and you would have found them.

Some conspiracies have benefits.

Edited October 14, 2020 by emeraldsoul

[Bapu]

34 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

The mind is a terrible thing   ?

Only remedied by the Am bazz note.

[Starise]

Ouch! 

Emerald I suspect you would have been amazing at "your momma" comebacks.??

[Sheens]

same here, but never had glasses it appears.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Sheens

[craigb]

[InstrEd]

Moral of the story Bill, next time go shopping with the wife ☺ 

[InstrEd]

I would be walking into walls if I didn't have my glasses on. So look on the bright side Bill your eyesight can't be that bad

[S.L.I.P.]

[Wibbles]

Monday morning - I dropped my hat in the back of a taxi, and I definitely wasn't still wearing it. It wasn't to be found in my pockets or case. But half an hour later I had managed to put it back on without noticing.

[kennywtelejazz]

1 hour ago, S.L.I.P. said:

She certainly looks good . If I closed my eyes and she let me  put my hands on her  , she would sure  look a whole lot better too me  ?

Kenny

[SteveStrummerUK]

On 10/14/2020 at 6:13 PM, Bapu said:

Only remedied by the Am bazz note.

Pfft ?

The Am note is soooooooooo yesterday....

I much prefer the G## not-major note.

Mind you, "Tw@t it up into G## not-major" does not have the same ring to it.

I'll give you that much.

Edited October 15, 2020 by SteveStrummerUK
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[craigb]

Maybe you need to social distance it to Ebm, then perform a lockdown with a capo?  

A mask should also be used to ensure that none of the grooves are infectious!

[Doc H]

10 hours ago, craigb said:

Maybe you need to social distance it to Ebm, then perform a lockdown with a capo?  

A mask should also be used to ensure that none of the grooves are infectious!

So Craig, is that Am bender?

[bayoubill]

On 10/14/2020 at 2:45 PM, S.L.I.P. said:

Am bender. What a great idea and this girl looks way too much like my daughter 

 

[craigb]

Wait...  Bill has a daughter that looks like THAT??!  ?