My Dentist Hates Me!

[bayoubill]

GLOOM!      DESPAIR!!

My dentist has informed me I must not eat Becan again ?

Due to complications with my teeth falling out and all     ......    he said any further bites may result to tooth lossage

Just because I've lost 4 teeth in the last month!

 

All I need is one tooth 

[kennywtelejazz]

 

Kenny

[paulo]

[bayoubill]

I Am back at the dentist for a 2nd opinion and the anti Becan tooth came out in protest

I distinctly heard the question “Where’s the Becan?” coming from my mouth every time I ate something!

[bayoubill]

Root canal in 5 minutes 

and NO I don’t deserve it

[craigb]

41 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

Root canal in 5 minutes 

and NO I don’t deserve it

Just tell them whatever they want Bill!  No secrets are worth dealing with that pain!

That said, it could worse... the dentist could have Yoko Ono playing in the background... ?

[bayoubill]

I distinctly saw smoke and smelled it to!

A fire flash at one point with the dentist laughing wildly screaming “YESSSS!”

 I will have Post Distress Tooth Syndrome for ever!

 I received a new toothbrush and was sent on my way

terrifying !!!!!!! 

 

[craigb]

Wait...  All of that and they didn't even give you a lollipop??!  Bastages!

[SteveStrummerUK]

bump

[Doc H]

[bayoubill]

I Am back four a 2nd opinion!

 

 

waiting   ..........,

 

waiting ...........

 

ok the dentist said everything looks good. I asked him where I should insert Becan so that I don’t damage the dental work . 

He said , and I distinctly heard him say 

“ I would put any Becan in my mouse if I were you”

 

well I thought about it and realized

the only mouse I have is on the computer desk and I certainly wouldn’t put it my mouth again so these means I CAN HAVE BECAN!

[bayoubill]

Ok I know what you’re thinking. He didn’t mean my pc mouse 

but I thought about that too and  I DON’T HAVE A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE 

or pet mouse or anything like that 

so thankfully I have a 2nd opinion and can resume my Becan consumption 

carry on