Bass players are like

[Bapu]

ar$ehole$

 

Every band has one but rarely talks about it

 

[S.L.I.P.]

10 minutes ago, Bapu said:

ar$ehole$

 

Every band has one but rarely talks about it

Verified...

[S.L.I.P.]

[SteveStrummerUK]

"You don't have the weak, womanly fingers of a guitar princess. You my friend have the muscular stumps of a bass man"

 

 

[bayoubill]

the strings are bigger so they are easier to see and find! 

Edited August 11, 2020 by bayoubill
To get two bassists to play in tune you have to shoot one is completely false.

[bayoubill]

Edited August 11, 2020 by bayoubill

[bayoubill]

An anthropologist and his assistant were researching a small tribe on a remote South Pacific island and noticed a constant drumbeat coming from a distant mountain. They asked the tribal chief if the constant drumming bothered them.

"Drum beat, good", said the chief. "Drum stops, bad".

"Why? What happens?" asked the anthropoligist.

"Bass solo", the chief replied.

[bayoubill]

Three Bassists are walking through the woods, and they come across a set of tracks.

The first bassist says "Those are Deer tracks"

The second bassist says "No...those are Bear tracks"

The third bassist says "You're both wrong...I know my tracks, and those are Moose tracks"

...then the train hit them.

[paulo]

2 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

Someone should tell him now that he can't do both.

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[Bapu]

22 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

the strings are bigger so they are easier to see and find! 

Exspatially that low B on my 5 String (custom made by spacey).

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[kennywtelejazz]

 

Kenny

[craigb]

1 hour ago, kennywtelejazz said:

 

Kenny

She was awesome with Beck, but now she's playing (and singing!) her own material while opening for some old-fart band (a.k.a., the Who). ?

Lots of wanna-be players could learn a lot just by watching how lost she gets in her playing.