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I was out shopping today and noticed a new perfume has been released as a tribute to victims of the Hindenburg disaster ....

 

.... I personally have absolutely no intention of buying any Eau de Humanité.

Posted
8 hours ago, bayoubill said:

 

          "This is my new favorite Fred" - Billiam

Dear Bill

By way of a massive thank you for your personal endorsement of my humble fred, please accept these humble gifts:

  1. An honourable mention
  2. A resounding "Brillyant" from all your friends in the Land of CakeLab
  3. A 'get out of jail free' apology card - valid in all forums until August 1st (however, please avoid using this to use the word "p***s"; refer to #5 below)
  4. An empty, meaningless. patronising "Well Done" from John
  5. An empty bag (please do not confuse 'bag' with 'ban' - I believe you may have done this in the past)

All the very best

Lurve

Straummy

 

PS - re #3: You might get away with saying "penith", but not if you mention you have a lisp.

 

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Posted
18 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Fun fact #53 - - - Ed made that T-shirt for me ^^^^^^^ ?

He seems to be good at faking things.

 

 

 

Not that post count matters.

 

 

Or does it?

Posted
9 hours ago, craigb said:

I wonder who the cruel bastage was that put an "s" in the word "Lisp" - ya? ?

I think you will find the word is bathstud.

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