Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

I'm addicted to seaweed.

I must seek kelp.
 

[craigb]

I sea what you did there!

[57Gregy]

Bill got a job as an editor for "The Southern Journal".
He's an ain't remover.

[craigb]

Y'all think that's funny? ?

[Notes_Norton]

He wears glasses during math because it improves division

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

Should this go here or the lame music cartoon thread?

 

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

Should this go here or the lame music cartoon thread?

Yes. ?

[Grem]

1 hour ago, craigb said:

Yes. ?

I agree.

??

[Notes_Norton]

Me too!

 

[Notes_Norton]

I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.

[Notes_Norton]

My roommates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

[57Gregy]

I can't decide which one deserves the groan more.

[craigb]

I was laughed at tonight when someone asked what the chemical formula for water was and I answered HIJKLMNO!

I thought everyone knew it was H to O!  ?‍♂️

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

I tripped over my girlfriend's bra, seemed to be a booby trap.