Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

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[Grem]

On 6/2/2024 at 9:50 AM, craigb said:

*Wonders what another word for "thesaurus" might be...* ?

"That book" "Wachacallit?"

[Notes_Norton]

As I suspected, somebody has been added soil to my garden.

 

The plot thickens.

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

As I suspected, somebody has been added soil to my garden.

 

The plot thickens.

I bet there's some dirt on who did it!

[paulo]

1 hour ago, craigb said:

I bet there's some dirt on who did it!

He soiled himself? 

[craigb]

3 hours ago, paulo said:

He soiled himself? 

Well grounded "Earth Signs" tend to do that.

[57Gregy]

I wore leather pants yesterday and got caught in the rain.
It was a tightmare.

[craigb]

Maybe you need to see a shrink? ?

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[craigb]

I bet he has no problem hitting the bar though! ?

[Notes_Norton]

Warning: This one is terrible

 

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.

[craigb]

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[Notes_Norton]

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.

[craigb]

9 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.

You misspelled "politician" Bob. ?

[Notes_Norton]

10 minutes ago, craigb said:

You misspelled "politician" Bob. ?

Same Thing

[craigb]

As the old saying goes, "How can you tell if a politician is lying?  Their lips are moving!"

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[craigb]

Police are still looking for a midget psychic who stole some money.

Yes, that means there's a small medium at large!