Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

Don't duet!!! ?

[Notes_Norton]

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[Notes_Norton]

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

[Xoo]

Following on from that...

My wife asked me to turn the light on.

"Light, I love you", I said.

[craigb]

A guy was at the gym working with a trainer when a couple of stunning ladies walked in.

"Hey, " the guy asked the trainer, "What machine should I use to impress those two???"

"The ATM." the trainer replied.

?

[paulo]

The middle aged woman stood naked before the mirror dismayed by what she saw....

"I'm all wrinkly and everything is too big or too saggy" she said turning to her husband " please tell me something positive, love...."

"There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

[PhonoBrainer]

v5

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

[craigb]

And I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it...

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

Weight loss pills stolen this morning — police say suspects are still at large.

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Will the blondes be sent to the dumbbells?