Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

On 4/13/2024 at 3:21 PM, 57Gregy said:

You have to drink the thinner. A week or 2 in the hospital, I guarantee you will be thinner.

The last time I was in this hospital, the food sucked. Plus they too out my appendix. I'm sure I lost weight there.  

[Notes_Norton]

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

[Notes_Norton]

You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground? Well, well, well.

 

 

 

(We do need a groan emoji) 

[craigb]

 

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My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.

It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.

[craigb]

15 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.

It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.

Was he told to just grin and bare it?

[kennywtelejazz]

Kenny

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[Xoo]

I've been trying to buy a sampler on-line but when I search for one, I keep getting 404s:

[Notes_Norton]

My friends say I'm getting fatter.

In my defense, I've had a lot on my plate recently.

[Grem]

20 hours ago, Xoo said:

keep getting 404s:

Took me a minute!!

 

5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

lot on my plate

yeah... 

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[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

A LOT of pun work went into that one!  Good job!

 

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Edited May 1, 2024 by craigb

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If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
 

[Grem]

18 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
 

Thought you was gonna say "Just sit back down!"