Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

That reminds me of the song TSOP by MFSB and the 3 degrees.
 

 

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

All they needed was a dead duck to complete the scene!

[57Gregy]

2 hours ago, craigb said:

All they needed was a dead duck to complete the scene!

Now they need a stool pigeon.

[57Gregy]

Somebody to sing.

[57Gregy]

There must have been a few yardbirds hanging around.

[57Gregy]

A confession would be helpful. We just need someone to sing like a canary.

[57Gregy]

He was crowing like a rooster in a bar across town.

[57Gregy]

He flew the coop.

[craigb]

Now gather all of those last posts, throw them into AI and see if you can make a song!!! ?

[Notes_Norton]

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.

It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!

[craigb]

Got the meme for that one Bob! ?

[Grem]

I won't say what I was thinking...

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

I was so confused last night, as my printer was playing music.

Turns out my paper was just jamming.

[craigb]

 

[Notes_Norton]

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

[Notes_Norton]

[57Gregy]

5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

You have to drink the thinner. A week or 2 in the hospital, I guarantee you will be thinner.