Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

1 hour ago, pwalpwal said:

 Wait... I thought it had to have a "u" in it if it's from the UK! ? 

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

[craigb]

6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

It's like deja vu all over again!!! ?

 

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

Good ol' Craigb - lettin' me know when I repeat myself

The good thing about having a short memory is I can laugh at the same jokes more than once

Hope I haven't done this one before.......

 

 

 

[rfssongs]

The good thing about having a short memory is I can laugh at the same jokes more than once 

And meet new friends every day......

[jackson white]

1 hour ago, rfssongs said:

The good thing about having a short memory is I can ....

buy the same plugin more than once...?

[rfssongs]

They say the son is going to eventually swallow the earth but I've seen that kid eat & I don't think he's got that big an appetite.

[craigb]

@Notes_Norton But, did you remember to give the dog a bone? ?

[Notes_Norton]

14 hours ago, craigb said:

@Notes_Norton But, did you remember to give the dog a bone? ?

Valve or slide?

[craigb]

Depends on how horn-y the dog is I guess! ?

[craigb]

[Grem]

8 hours ago, craigb said:

Wow!!!

[Notes_Norton]

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

[kennywtelejazz]

22 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

Look at what happens the day  Ed finally got all his collab mates to send their parts in  on time so he can mix the new song .

 

Kenny

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

[Notes_Norton]

 

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesn’t make any cents.