Notes_Norton Posted October 18, 2021 Author Share Posted October 18, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 6/19/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bapu said: I once posted 10 puns to garner some laughter. Not one pun in ten did. the old jokes never die The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely? Ed, are you Bobby in your spare time? Acceptable answers: No, and don't call me Bobby Yes, and don't call me Shirley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely? It's the pandemic. Screws up my memory (as if I ever had one, sheeesh) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely? Eye Fyxed yt fur ewe Straummy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Nothing like dragging something I made over TEN YEARS AGO(!) back up, eh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Sounds like a good suggestion! My psychologist is cute and likes to do the same thing as your picture. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 hours ago, craigb said: Sounds like a good suggestion! My psychologist is cute and likes to do the same thing as your picture. ? Read ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, rfssongs said: Read ?? What else do you do with a book? Duh. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bats brew Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) Do you really feel qualified? A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles. OK, ‘she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’ The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’ To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sch!t? Edited October 22, 2021 by batsbrew 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted October 24, 2021 Author Share Posted October 24, 2021 I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail... But you can't end a sentence with a proposition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 No pun intended Translation: The pun was absolutely definitely 1000% intended, planned and carefully placed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 How did her pants change from white to pink in just one panel??? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, craigb said: How did her pants change from white to pink in just one panel??? ? Don't ask!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 My math teacher said I was average, but I think she was just being mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 My wife asked me what I wanted to be called when I became a Grandpa. I said I don't give a crap. She thought that might be a bit of a mouthful for a toddler. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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