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[Notes_Norton]

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore!

[craigb]

27 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore!

Just to be safe, I'd wear a condiment if I were you!

[Notes_Norton]

22 hours ago, craigb said:

Just to be safe, I'd wear a condiment if I were you!

Then I'd be in a pickle. But Lettuce err on the side of safety.

[Notes_Norton]

[57Gregy]

7 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Traverse is my favorite.

[craigb]

How about Bob Ross words?

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
 

[Notes_Norton]

[TheSteven]

So, I’m in a bar and two very
large women with accents are
sitting across from me.
I say, ’’Cool accents, are you
two ladies from Scotland?”
One of them yells, “It’s Wales,
you idiot.”
So I said, “OK, are you two
Whales from Scotland?”
I don’t remember much after
that.

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

[craigb]

The flight attendant walked backwards into a moving airplane propeller... Disaster!!!

 

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[Xoo]

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Edited July 31, 2024 by Xoo

[craigb]

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[TheSteven]

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles
and now I’m experiencing constant vowel movements.

The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

[TheSteven]

It's been a bit of a strange day!
First I found a hat full of money.
Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar...

[Notes_Norton]

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

[Xoo]

I used to play in a Stones cover band, but I gave up because I don't get no satusfaction.