paulo Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 The middle aged woman stood naked before the mirror dismayed by what she saw.... "I'm all wrinkly and everything is too big or too saggy" she said turning to her husband " please tell me something positive, love...." "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 And I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted May 14 Author Share Posted May 14 Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 Weight loss pills stolen this morning — police say suspects are still at large. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Will the blondes be sent to the dumbbells? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 2 hours ago, craigb said: Will the blondes be sent to the dumbbells? OWWeee!! Getting low in here!! Watch your head! LOL! 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 A lawyer stopped by, but he went straight to the bar... The dentist laughed because he already knew the drill! Oh, and the mortician? He ended up doing a dead lift! I'm here all night, remember to tip your waitress over! 😁 (*Psst!* You're supposed to say "over-tip your waitress!") 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 When the Universe gives you a sign... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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