Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.
 

[Grem]

On 7/8/2024 at 11:11 AM, craigb said:

BS helps too! ?

Got a lot of that around here!!

[craigb]

24 minutes ago, Grem said:

Got a lot of that around here!!

Well, we're all such a bunch of fun guys you know! ?

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

That was more like whine tasting.

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the kid napping? He woke up.

[craigb]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side???

He's all right now.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

That is the New Wave of doing things!

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

My grandma is on speed dial, and now I call her instagram.
 

[craigb]

6 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

My grandma is on speed dial, and now I call her instagram.
 

You sure you don't need to call a psychic medium there Bob? ?

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[Notes_Norton]

I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places.

 

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

They appear to be in a pickle!

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Ironically, when I'm accused of wielding a Dad joke, I reply with I can't because I'm neither apparent nor transparent! ?

[Notes_Norton]

Please don’t make my funeral too early. I’m not really a mourning person.