Notes_Norton Posted July 24 Author Share Posted July 24 This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 27 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore! Just to be safe, I'd wear a condiment if I were you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 25 Author Share Posted July 25 22 hours ago, craigb said: Just to be safe, I'd wear a condiment if I were you! Then I'd be in a pickle. But Lettuce err on the side of safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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57Gregy Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 7 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Traverse is my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 How about Bob Ross words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted July 27 Author Share Posted July 27 The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheSteven Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 So, I’m in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, ’’Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?” One of them yells, “It’s Wales, you idiot.” So I said, “OK, are you two Whales from Scotland?” I don’t remember much after that. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted July 31 Author Share Posted July 31 The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 The flight attendant walked backwards into a moving airplane propeller... Disaster!!! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 (edited) n/a Edited July 31 by Xoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheSteven Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I’m experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteven Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 It's been a bit of a strange day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 1 Author Share Posted August 1 I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 I used to play in a Stones cover band, but I gave up because I don't get no satusfaction. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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