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A guy was at the gym working with a trainer when a couple of stunning ladies walked in.

"Hey, " the guy asked the trainer, "What machine should I use to impress those two???"

"The ATM." the trainer replied.

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The middle aged woman stood naked before the mirror dismayed by what she saw....

"I'm all wrinkly and everything is too big or too saggy" she said turning to her husband " please tell me something positive, love...."

"There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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