Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

[craigb]

[57Gregy]

How do you get to be the class clown at clown college?

[Notes_Norton]

21 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

How do you get to be the class clown at clown college?

Practice.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Is that from Start Wards? ?

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

If a Terminator decides to quit the business, doesn't that make him an exterminator?

But, how is that any different??! ?

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Liked the new spelling of Freud! ?

[craigb]

Did you hear the one about the two pediatrist detectives who are trying to figure out what's afoot?

Edited March 25, 2024 by craigb

[Tim Smith]

Ouch, ouch ouch. My take on most puns in general, but some are funny.

[Tim Smith]

Creating a good pun is no laughing matter.

Just disregard me. I don't really understand what funny really is because I laugh at all the wrong things.

Edited March 25, 2024 by Tim Smith

[craigb]

4 hours ago, Tim Smith said:

Ouch, ouch ouch. My take on most puns in general, but some are funny.

Well, sorry!  My last three were originals (unlike those that everyone else steals on the internet).

I'd keep my day job, if I had a decent day job... ?

[Notes_Norton]

Groans are also welcome responses to puns.

This one is blatantly stolen from the internet …

 

 

[Notes_Norton]

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.

[craigb]

46 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.

Why are libraries the tallest buildings?  They have a lot of stories!

[Notes_Norton]

I wanted to visit the world’s biggest library but it was overbooked.

[craigb]

If you ask an employee at a book store where the Self Help section is, doesn't that defeat the purpose? ?

[craigb]